bede

a dog that exceeds the normal level of cuteness

source: the drowe bible

that is one cute bede.

by peter rowe January 6, 2008

Bender

A robot from Futurama who drinks to replenish his fuel cells and smokes because it makes him look cool. He steals, lies and is generally selfish.

His best friend and room mate is Fry.

Bender fears magnets as they turn him into a country singer which he secretly likes anyway.

His top ten most uttered words are:
10. Chump
9. Chumpette
8. Yours
7. Up
6. Pimpmobile
5. Bite
4. My
3. Shiny
2. Daffodil
1. Ass

He also once sold his body and subsequently stole it back off Richard Nixon's head.
Also appeared on TV and campaigned against himself for being on TV.
Also acted as God for a race of tiny people for a short while and then met God which was a talking galaxy

Fry: Goodnight Bender

Bender: Goodnight Fry *eye cover goes down* Kill All Humans, Kill All Humans

Fry: Bender, Bender

Bender: Wah?

Fry: Do you have a bathroom?

Bender: A what?

Fry: A bathroom

Bender: huh?

Fry: Ah forget it

Bender: *goes back to sleep* Hey sexy moma, wanna kill all humans

by William Spencer December 30, 2008

Fender Bender

A fender bender is simply when a guy gets a 10 to 15 foot running start to rail a girl in the back door while she is bending over; Making an obvious reference to the car accident when one vehicle crashes into the ass end of the vehicle in front of it.

Hank: "Whoa, why is Brenda walking like a duck?"
Dave: "I remember hearing Bret saying something about giving her a fender bender last night."
Hank: "OUCH!"

by Angry Rhino June 24, 2009

South Bend

Small city in Indiana which is the home of Notre Dame and nothing much more besides places to drink and smoke.A place where a lack of anything to leads to ND obsession and more excess in drugs and alcohol.Cited as the home of Umphreys Mcgee, tightest band on the planet. Diverse area with a very large Polish population.Very segregated with clear "ethnic" areas.

South Bend Monday - doing nothing.
SB Tuesday - doing nothing.
SB Wednesday - doing nothing.
SB Thursday - doing nothing.
SB Friday - getting high and listening to Umphreys wondering where to go.
SB Saturday - getting drunk as hell at ND tailgating .
SB Sunday - going to church and begging God for forgiveness.

by Austen Korowski August 1, 2007

benderism

A comment with homosexual origin or expressed in a strongly homosexual manner.

Mate of Mcluskie: Have you got the time please?

Mcluskie: Oooh, you cheeky man, don't make me spank you.

The reply is most definately a benderism.

by Roman Totale May 22, 2007

Bender

A hockey player who basically sucks and or his/her ankles bend in while he/she skates. Perfectly used while chirping your opponent.

Hey number 22, your a bender.

by Sidney Crosby November 19, 2007

dong bender

1. The act of bending someones dong.
2. One who enjoys bending the male penis. Usually done with the mouth.

Do you think Robbies gay? Ya he's a total dong bender.

by A.P.K. May 16, 2003