Miami How The Fuck We Feelin Baby

for fucks sake shut up, stop drinking, and go to bed John Summit

John Summit: "MIAMI HOW THE FUCK WE FEELIN BABY"
Also John Summit: "lezfuckinggoh"

Miami How The Fuck We Feelin Baby by InvaderInvader October 28, 2025

Miami sober

doing drugs only on the weekend

“i need to get miami sober before art basel”
“mmw made me go miami sober winter”

Miami sober by sailor manic January 2, 2026

Miami Pencil Shaving

A Miami Pencil Shaving is the act of shaving of ones foreskin with a pencil sharpener and forcefully shoving the shaved foreskin down your partners throat as you feed them your smegma.

Michael: Hows your love life?

James: It’s amazing! My wife let me do a Miami Pencil Shaving with her!

Miami Pencil Shaving by Kennedy Diaz January 9, 2026

looking for Lutz on the streets of Miami 

The act of seeking to bugger an unsuspecting and often unwilling victim in a side-street or back alley. Often times representing one's self as something one is not in the process.

"I got looking for Lutz on the streets of Miami'ed last night."

or

"Doesn't it suck when I go looking for Lutz on the streets of Miami and everyone makes a federal case about it?"

looking for Lutz on the streets of Miami by John SteeleHammer October 20, 2013

hotline miami

A hyper violent top down neon 16bit shooter where you receive mysterious phone calls to eliminate the russian mafia in Miami, FL

Do you like hurting people? Then this is the game for you.

David: Have you played hotline Miami?

John: Oh I love that PAYDAY DLC

David: No John, No

hotline miami by BootlegRenard June 19, 2015

The Miami Flu 

The flu-like nasal symptoms that result from moderate to heavy consumption of cocaine. The term arose during the 1980s when cocaine exploded upon the United States; Miami, one city of many where cocaine was particularly popular, is a place where the "common cold" rarely occurs. Thus, any person with sniffles in Miami was not sick, but instead recovering from a night or succession of nights use of cocaine. One generally does not feel the symptoms often associated with a cold--such as a fever, aches, and chills; only an extremely stuffed nasal passage.

1984 in New York City:

Robert: -sniff sniff- God damn! I think I'm coming down the Miami flu!

Simon: Well you and that lady friend of yours only did about ten to fifteen lines last night!

Robert: Hahah, I guess I deserve it then!

The Miami Flu by Cocaine, Jane November 9, 2009

University of Miami 

The only place in the world where a hairy Jewish kid will get laid by a supermodel.

"(Giggle) Look, Bobby Goldman's yarmulke is the same color as his Bentley- how stylish!"

University of Miami by KK October 22, 2004