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Dirty melissa

When a girl get super drunk and try’s to go down in her best friend then pees the bed!
How was your girls night last weekend? It was great until my best friend pulled a dirty melissa on me!
Dirty melissa by Dirty chia April 15, 2020

Melissa J. 

A person who goes to High School in Canada. She takes part in bragging about everything that she does and talks negatively about pretty much everything and also constantly talks about her sexual history.

She partakes in conversing with the people around her even though realistically she has NO real friends. She also has a thing for complaining about how her life sucks majority of the time and that everyone is trying to bring her down.
Melissa J. says she had sex with *insert imaginary number here* guys.

Melissa J. argues about how her day sucks and everyone is trying to bring her down. If you ever meet someone like this, it is best to not be friends with her or else you will have a major drama every 5 seconds.
Melissa J. by Khaini May 19, 2010

Melissad 

Noun: A person who steals ideas from others. A person or persons who steals concepts, especially in secret and without using force or violence. The plural of melissad is melissas. The related noun "melissad" refers to the act or an instance of stealing. In general, intentionally taking an ideal or business plan that doesn't belong to you makes you a melissad.

Verb: The act of taking advantage of another persons intelligent plan and using it for ones self.
I shared my business plan with a friend and they Melissad me.

I don't want to share my ideas cause I could get melissad.

Bro, You got melissad right out of that promotion.
Melissad by Missing Link October 19, 2021

Melissande

A girl with light brown/ginger hair and a wicked sense of humour. if you ever meet Melissande, keep her around. She is leveled headed and responsible-living up to fulfill any task at hand never let's anyone down. Sometimes a bit judgy and impulsive, she will never do an action in a mean way. Her impulsive clumsiness around people is quite touching, but because of that, you will only meet her online and not in real life.
Loyal, brave, she is driven by a constant desire to improve herself and to learn as much as possible about the world around her. She is real and she wants something real.
"Ah yes, that smart girl I was debating with the other night, it is Melissande!"
Melissande by Discussbias November 22, 2021

Melissande

Mélissande est synonyme de liberté, aussi indomptable qu'un dragon, mais tout aussi rare, si un jour vous envoyez une attraper avec là avec une master ball. Elle sera compliquée à capturer, mais elle sera par la suite la plus belle des compagnies et vous protégera et aimera d'une façon ardente tel le feu du dragon.

Elle vous ensorcellera grâce à ses écailles dorées et son regard vert émeraude transperçant votre cœur tel des millier de sabre, mais elle saura aussi animer vos nuits par peau contre peau torride et vous fera découvrir des plaisirs inconnus jusqu'à aujourd'hui.

Elle est tout simplement le plus rare des Pokémon et le plus important de votre vie, car elle vous accompagnera le reste de votre vie.
Melissande une beauté ta peur !
Melissande by nickynick0101 November 22, 2021

melissaa 

This word is a Noun used to describe the most Amazing Girl in the Universe. She is also a model. She is also a well known athlete who was a badminton champion in Chandler High school and was a beast of a player. She is also very beautiful, sexy, and smart. She truly adds happiness and enlightens life. A girl that is always there when you need her. she means the world to me(: She is the nicest, sweetest, and most caring girl on the planet.
Dude, do you know that girl melissaa? Yeah man, she's amazing.
melissaa by asterturf January 26, 2011