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mr cullin 

the fattest shit in all of st gregories, he calls everyone son and touches people beanheads putting his crusty handsd all over you. If u mess with him u will get a shit tonne of headtouching making you get bullied for having dandruff but really it is the crust from mr cullins hands.
don't be a fokin mr cullin.
mr cullin by ufta May 2, 2019

Cullinane’s Gambit 

The act of disregarding one’s progress in the game of Wordle and attempting a random word to fill in the blanks.
I used the Cullinane’s Gambit today and it paid off.

cullenism 

A new religion based off the sappy Mormon-written Twilight series. It has no tax exempt status, very few members, a prayer ripped off from the Lord's Prayer, and the majority of the congregation are virginal girls (not of the hot kind, either).

Basically, cullenism is basically the Church Of Scientology except, would you believe it - their members are far more insane, you have to replace aliens with "sexeh vampires OMG TEAM EDWARD YAAAY!" and instead of being founded by a failure of a science-fiction writer, it's based off the masturbation fodder of a Mormon homemaker.
Girl 1: What religion do you believe in?
Girl 2: I'M A BELIEVE IN CULLENISM OMGTWILIGHTISSOGREATEDWARDISSOHOTDHIDHSfjhahfw
Girl 1: God, that is retarded.
Girl 2: YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS.
cullenism by R.Pattz December 22, 2008
Collena is the most wonderful person in the world, she is always looking out for everyone around her and has a lot of love to give. Don’t cross her she is a three strike kind of gal. She is silly, humorous, appreciative and loving. She never forgets anything like anything. Collena Will always have the best intentions. She will make you feel wholesome inside and will keep you super safe with her strong muscles. Her laugh alone can turn any frown upside down. If you find a Collena hold her tight and never let her go. She is the most interesting person you’ll ever meet. Seriously
Yo Collena YODA best!!!!
Omg is the Collena she is so cool.

Collena is on fire dayummmmm.
Collena by Mike1425 April 25, 2022

Robward Cullenson

Robert Pattinson, a 23 year old English actor best known recently for his role as Edward Cullen in the 2008 movie, Twilight

An amalgamation of his real name and the Twilight character's name
Girl 1: Who do you prefer? Robert Pattinson or Edward Cullen?

Girl 2: Are you freakin kidding me? Who the hell could choose? No way!

Girl 1: Yeah, if only men were all Robward Cullenson, we'd all be happy
Robward Cullenson by n7of9 May 19, 2009
A Collene is a friend for life. No matter the distance or time between you, she will be there when you need her. If you're lucky enough to find a Collene, hold on to her, she's one of a kind.
I can't believe I found a friend like Collene! I'm so lucky!
Collene by TheRealVern August 18, 2017