Blue Douche

1: the sound you hear when you drop a turd into a porta potty.

2: what you get when the the turd hits the blue porta potty water and the resulting splash hits your asshole.

I dropped a turd in the porta potty and it sounded like "BLUE DOUCHE!!!" Then I literally got a blue douche.

Blue Douche by badjokeKirby February 15, 2021

Pajama Douche 

A phrase describing the male genitalia

Susan: ugh Raymond is being unbelievable.

Rebecca: I told you to dump that pajama douche!

Pajama Douche by Milton Lee February 16, 2021

JJ Douche 

a guy who is a bum

yo did u see jj douche he’s a such a bum

JJ Douche by yungbaddie March 12, 2021

Dick douche canoe 

Asshole/Jerk

Karen was being a dick douche canoe and driving in the left lane.

Dick douche canoe by Willie June 11, 2021

Amuse Douche

Someone who suffers from just a touch of douchebaggery. The douchiness typically rears its ugly head in refined situations where the person feels an unstoppable urge to show others how sophisticated they are. Similar to an amuse bouche in culinary terms.

Dale was such an amuse douche when we went to dinner with my parents. He even snapped his fingers at the waitress when he needed a refill on his craft beer.

Amuse Douche by vanern August 3, 2021

Amuse Douche

Someone who suffers from a touch of douchebaggery. The douchiness tends to come out mostly when they are in refined situations and they cannot resist the urge to show everyone how sophisticated they are. Like an amuse bouche in the culinary world.

Dale was such an amuse douche when we went to dinner with my parents. He even snapped his fingers at the waitress when he needed another orange for his Blue Moon.

Amuse Douche by vanern August 3, 2021

Dr Douche

Dr of Douchery

Special J is a dr douchery

Dr Douche by Dr Douche December 7, 2021