dumb genius

A Mac Genius who doesn't know wtf he's talking about.

Like a guy that gives you the standard tech help line - "it's not our problem you have to go somewhere else to fix that." -

When you protest saying that he can, in fact, fix it, he asks two questions to a real Mac Genius and then fixs it in 2 minutes, which he could have done an hour ago, if he just knew what he was talking about.

I went to the MAC store but all I found was a dumb genius.

dumb genius by frusCust February 3, 2010

Panda Monkey Koala CEO genius hooker 

It's been described as the coolest damn thing ever. It is the CEO of a massive company, a ligit hooker, a genius, and can do tons of magic tricks, as well as tell funny jokes. It is basically the greatest thing ever, right after the invention of tits.

The Panda Monkey Koala CEO genius hooker glanced at me and told a funny joke while jugging chainsaws on a unicle over a pit of sharks.

Panda Monkey Koala CEO genius hooker by FaggotBoyFresh March 8, 2009

4th gen Stage Genius 

ONEUS (One-us) has been recognised by this name for their incredible presentations, their charisma on stage and for their large number of different concepts

Oh they are the 4th gen stage genius ONEUS
The 4th gen Stage Genius won their first win!!

I love the 4th gen stage genius ONEUS
Stan the 4th gen stage genius

4th gen Stage Genius by mooneus November 29, 2021

peacock genius 

Someone who is really smart and very arrogant or cocky about it or someone who thinks they are smart and tries to flaunt it

That guy is such a peacock genius always trying to show off his useless trivia

That guy is a peacock genius. He's super smart but he rubs it in your face.

peacock genius by Magic Bean March 13, 2015

carrot-cake genius 

adj.
(of an idea) completely crazy in concept, but surprisingly excellent in practice. Like putting carrots in a cake.

Malibu with milk? Tia Maria with Orange juice? Blue WKD with Port?? Who thought these up? Carrot-cake genius!

carrot-cake genius by Dybeck April 9, 2003

Modern Day Genius 

Someone who is insanely smart but is too lazy to put those smarts to use. Also referred to as MDG.

Guy 1: Yo, your friend Zac is super smart. Could you see if he'd be willing to tutor me in Spanish?
Guy 2: Nah boi, he's brilliant but he's lazy AF. No way he'll do it.
Guy 1: Ahh damn, I'm gonna fail Spanish because of this modern day genius. Greaaat.

Modern Day Genius by Creative Usurping Mastermind August 28, 2016

a fuckwit genius called pinochio 

the ability to lie at a superhuman rate making everyone believe anything you say is true

Todd: did you know Noah is gay

Jared: wow thanks for telling me that!

that Todd is a fuckwit genius called pinochio he's brilliant!

a fuckwit genius called pinochio by my massive glock gets stuck in January 9, 2018