The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe 

A fanbase that is filled with autistic queer teenagers that simp for a disembodied voice.

Teen 1: "Do you play The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe?

Teen 2: "Yeah, The Narrator's voice is so hot."

Teen 1: "For real."

The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe by spamtenna August 5, 2023

Flat Virgin Stanley 

One who has never been flat stanlied.

He's still a flat virgin stanley. Amazing, considering how many girls she has screwed over.

Flat Virgin Stanley by xxScarlettSavagexx January 8, 2011

flat stanley 

The act of pressing down hard enough to feel the contour of the male genitalia through his pants.

I needed to check out his package, so I gave him a "flat stanley".

flat stanley by Deedre March 17, 2005

Joe Stanley 

Noun - A person who cannot drive worth a shit, and has the voice resmbling that of a chipmunk. This person usually uses very gay hand motions/gestures. Also a dick which does not exceed the length of about 2 millimeters.
Adjective - A voice which resembles that of a chipmunk.

Noun - "Hey check out that kid!!" "Wow, he must have one small stanley."
Adjective - "Shit son, that kids voice sounds so stanley, i mean seriously he wouldnt know what puberty was if it came up and punched him in the face."

Joe Stanley by Big Gay Joe March 16, 2005

Cleveland Stanley Steamer 

The sexual act of defecating onto the top of your partner's head and then proceeding to smear it across their hair using a clothing iron, leaving several smelly burn scars.

Stanley: Dude, I totally gave Cindy on of my patented Cleveland Stanley Steamers last night.
JG: Bro, that's sick! Call the Rug Doctor!

Cleveland Stanley Steamer by FBM Genesis November 13, 2011

Flat Stanley 

One who lacks size in the boob/butt region, and therefore appears paper-thin from a side view.

(Girl walks past)
Guy 1- Dude she's hot I would bang her.
Guy 2- No way dude did u see her ass??
Guy 1- No I didn't.
Guy 2- Exactly cuz she's a flat stanley.

(Girl slips through crack in locked door, leaving the rest of the party to wait outside)
Student: Damn she's such a flat stanley.

Flat Stanley by Two Jews in the Back January 27, 2011

Pack of Stanley's 

A group of Polish males in turban's.

Hey, chech out that group of arabs!

There not arbaic, they are polish.

Oh, a pack of stanley's.

Pack of Stanley's by Menchael December 12, 2004