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Chelsea'd in a corner 

When your daughter is ugly and you have the money for plastic surgery but if you suggest it, it will hurt her feelings.
That dude's ugly ass daughter could benefit from a shitload of plastic surgery but he has himself Chelsea'd in a corner.
Chelsea'd in a corner by Phathawg September 2, 2019

Chelsea butler 

Chelsea butler is a bueatiful Young gay girl around 13/14 she is known to be short yet nice but never get on her bad side. She will make dad jokes but doesn't have a dad. She walks extremely slow and will bully you for walking to fast even if your walking normal pace she just has little legs and wont admit it its fine. You can find these Chelsea's hanging out with emos so if you try to find one she will be with an emo
that emo is hanging out with Chelsea butler that poor emo
Chelsea butler by Kaitlin_2004 August 23, 2022

Chelsea FC

Simply the best team in the world. With homegrown stars like Terry and Lampard, upcoming talent like Sturridge and Bruma, and Seasoned Pros like Didier Drogba, Petr Cech, and Zola, no wonder the Blues are the best thing on the planet. However, teams such as: Arsenal, Manchester United, Manchester City, and Liverpool all suck. They all rely on foreign countries to staff their teams, and put in quite alot of money in the 2009/2010 season in which Chelsea hoisted not one but two trophies above their collective heads. They boast the 2009/2010 Golden Boot Winner and the Golden Glove Winner. No way to doubt the Blues are the best. Ancelotti's eyebrow said so.
With a resounding 6-0 win over some pipsqueak team, Chelsea FC clinched the EPL Title, leaving Manchester United, Arsenal, Man City and Liverpool in their dust.
Chelsea FC by ChelseaBlue8thegreat January 16, 2011

Chelsea Manning

Noun.

Also known as Bradley Manning, formerly a United States soldier who was sent to prison for 35 years for the largest leaking of government documents. She was recently diagnosed with Gender Dysphoria causing her to transition into a woman as soon as possible.
'Did you hear about the Chelsea Manning case?'

'Yeah, I hope she gets off sentence early. '
Chelsea Manning by GhastlyCat August 25, 2013

chelsea story 

when someone tells a story of no relevance to the topic that people are discussing. they are short, dumb stories that have no point whatsoever. these stories usually take a long time to finish telling becuase other people in the conversation interupt in hopes of changing the topic becuse they know the story is going to be pointless.
"my step brother has hair."

"one time i fell off a swing and broke my arm."

"today i woke up and felt ugly."

"no one wants to hear this story, its a chelsea story."
chelsea story by mjolnirfork August 13, 2006