Post birth abortion 

When you get the Covid vaccine for your child under the age of 18 it’s like you didn’t even want them anyways so it’s a post birth abortion because a vaccine will kill them.

I had a post birth abortion the other day, I gave my child the Covid vaccine and his heart smile so big that he had a heart attack and he was only 14. But I am glad he got the vaccine

Post birth abortion by Soso2019 July 26, 2021

giving birth

one of the most joyous times in one's life

Giving birth was the best thing I ever did!

giving birth by badbiddie0416 November 27, 2021

Post-Birth hemorrhoids 

The act of ejaculating so many times after your baby is born that your sperm turns red and your baby is now the spawn of Satan

"Hey Johnny bear how was your sleep"
"I had no sleep I was in Post-Birth hemorrhoids"
"Lmao ratio+L"

Post-Birth hemorrhoids by Intellectual_illiteracy December 30, 2021

highway birth

Highway birth is a phrase typically used when sped people are born a mistake.

accidents usually occur on highways.

you must’ve had a highway birth because you’re sped.

highway birth by lazystina June 30, 2022

max birth 

the realest nigga in the game

that guy over there is a max birth

max birth by glorillagrip_420 February 14, 2023

body birth 

Poetic way of referring to the beginning of a physical existence or a new phase of life.

Free from this suffering only when death rips my soul out, body birth!

body birth by poetofthemidnight March 4, 2023

gay birth control 

Loperamide, or generic Imodium. Over-the-counter antidiarrheal that slows the digestive tract. Makes it easier to predict your body so that you can have anal sex without making a mess.

Gotta run to Rite-Aid to pick up some gay birth control

gay birth control by LegalDrugDealeRx October 6, 2023