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Do you guys not have phones?

A sentence used by a guy who sold out a well-known famous franchise to the chinese investors during a certain convention joined by hundreds of fans.

Can be used to try (but will always fail) to convince people to play unwanted mobile games.

Can also be declined in other situations (seen in example 2 and 3).
Example 1:
Guys: "But please, this is not we asked, we wanted it on console, not mobile! Booo!"
Man: "Do you guys not have phones? "

Exemple 2:
Kids: "But we don't want Raichus! We prefer Pikachus!"
Teen: "Do you kids not have thunder stones?"

Exemple 3:
Customers: "...what? But we do have cash! Why not?"
Salesman: "Do you guys not have credit cards?"
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Screw you guys, I'm going home 

The catchphrase that is said by a fatass who wants to go home/is tired of his friends.

i'm not a furry, you guys are gross.

A statement made by Lana Del Rey once on an instagram live while smoking nicotine.
Gross

ADJECTIVE
(especially of wrongdoing) very obvious and unacceptable.
"I'm not a furry, you guys are gross."

are you guys for cereal right now? 

It means new episodes of Steven Universe and Uncle Grandpa.
Uncle Grandpa: Are you guys for cereal right now?
Narrator: Are we ever!
Steven: What does that even mean?
Narrator: It means new episodes of Steven Universe and Uncle Grandpa. Starts Saturday, the 7th of January at 8AM on Cartoon Network.

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A term often used by Minecraft youtubers at the beginning of their videos. The phrase climbed in popularity in late July 2020.
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im not a furry you guys i swear

the words of someone who says they arent a furry (the definitely are)
person1: bro just admit that your a furry you literally posted your fursona on the gc

person2: im not a furry you guys i swear

does he look bigger to you guys? he's bigger, right? 

When you see your boyfriend come back from a 2-year space mission with his mom and a weird space dog and he looks like he's chiseled by the gods.
"Does he look bigger to you guys? He's bigger, right? Keith's bigger?"