watering the oak 

A sexual act involving intercourse in the female domanant (woman on top) position. With the man's penis inside her vagina, the woman forcibly urinates on the man's cock.

We had to change the sheets after my girl finished watering the oak.

watering the oak by Huskey Balls August 30, 2008

Watcha Watering 

What are you peeing on?

Person 1: Watcha watering?
Person 2: Oh, just some flowers!

Watcha Watering by aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap June 12, 2021

watering the goats

1. A random out of context excuse given to get away from someone as fast as possible,

2. Jerking it to softcore Polish pornography
3. A combination of both above definitions.

"Timmy, Go do your homework!!!"---"No Mom, I'm watering the goats!!"

"Hey dude, wanna come hang out with us?"
-"Nah i got some stuff to do"
"like what?"
-"Err.. I gotta go water the goats"

watering the goats by damnitfred August 23, 2010

watering the plants 

pertaining to much much habitual sex, paralleling the chorelike and promiscuous nature of 'watering' organisms pertinent, but not limited to, the kingdoms plantae, protista, and fungi.

'gee i am so sore from so much action!'
'pshh man i wish i was watering the plants like you'

watering the plants by jajamoneralover September 26, 2008

Wispering Walnut

The act of lightly puffing air into a vagina while engaging in oral sex.

I love you so much I'm going to give you a wispering walnut tonight.

Wispering Walnut by Leprekan_45 September 7, 2010

withernsea 

A small town on the north east coast of england. Populated largely by chavs and other inferior beings. Historically known as a sea side holiday destination, however, now only visited by wessies in their caravans. People never move out of Withernsea and everyone is related.

Person 1: Did you go to withernsea this weekend?
Person 2: We were going to go, but its a shit hole so we went to Brid instead.

withernsea by withernsea local June 21, 2009

Wietering 

The act of surfing the internet searching for abnormal, bizarre and sick human activities, mostly sexual related (for example docking, fooping, dutch rudder, etc.), while controlling the keyboard with one hand and juggling the willy with the other hand. Wietering is the literal translation for the Dutch word "Pieteren", because in Dutch a willy is commonly referred to as a "Piet".

James: Why is he looking so strangely at his computer screen?
Katie: I only see one hand on his keyboard, so he's probably wietering.

Wietering by Punani Master April 26, 2014