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Winona State 

Winona State University is a college where students are able to learn how to improve their world and the community around them, as well as be successful in any career that the students choose to pursue. Through intense studying and commitment, this can be done while also attending the many parties, shindigs and get-togethers at the University while getting smashed, hammered, nailed, penetrated, blown, drunk, high, and last but not least, getting laid.
These activities are able to be done largely in part from the dedication of the students to their party-tastic lifestyle and the commitment involved within said lifestyle. This is all great, but the clincher is the 5:1 girl:guy ratio that sets Winona State apart from the rest.
Dude, we need to party and get laid!
Ummmm, duh. That's why we are going to Winona State!
Winona State by MisterSmiles February 20, 2009
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Winona twatter 

One from the great city of Winona MN, aka a jersey chaser
That chick was hot, but when i talked to her she was a real winona twatter.
Winona twatter by hott Kar_L August 27, 2009

winona ryder

Man i can't believe you jsut pulled a winona ryder from Gadzook's.
winona ryder by nappyafrochik April 23, 2003

winona ryder

A chick who's clearly guilty of kleptomania but is cute enough to get away with it.
Judge: "Well, you're clearly guilty of robbing this bank, but you're cute.. a bit of a Winona Ryder type deal, really. So I'll reduce your setence by 3/4."
winona ryder by I'm not bitter! August 19, 2004

Winona Raney 

A hard working young beautiful perfect goddess who deserves more than what she has and takes more bullshit than she has to.

Winona Ryder

Being busted for shoplifting (usually for show).
The girl looked down at the ground and cried when she knew there was no way to get around the cop talking to her in the corner in front of everybody about pulling a Winona Ryder (though it was for show and she didn't get arrested). She thought it was unbearable and humiliating for a girl to go through, even if the bust was set up in advance.
Winona Ryder by Solid Mantis September 16, 2019