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cheeky wanker 

A very British insult. Basically calling somebody a sly masturbater.
Robert: Oi you cheeky wanker, ya wanna tussle?!

Bob: I knew visiting Britain was a mistake :

Blue Tick Wanker 

Wanker on Facebook who has an official account allowing him/her to reach top of the comments even if he/she comments something unoriginal and stupid.

His/Her comments automatically appear on top pushing down funny(When appropriate) and original comments.
9gag's comment section is full of Blue Tick wankers.
a smart girl , beautiful and talented girl

not afraid to say the most cruel truth
she's stubborn but knows how to make everyone laugh.
#wanie #$$ ##urbanlegend
wanie by jane56819g December 28, 2016

bagpipe wanker 

Yo, Vlad, I bet that guy is from Scotland, eh?
Yeah, He looks like a bagpipe wanker!
bagpipe wanker by wanking December 12, 2016

dumpy wanker 

A very slow moving British fraccer that looks like Homer Simpson.
There is a dumpy wanker working on black crew for Ironhorse Energy Services.
dumpy wanker by Yourpaljesus May 21, 2018

Google Wanker 

A new breed of pseudo intellect ,when seeing something has to google it then copy paste it in the conversation normally at the wrong time ends up looking like a true wank puffin
I checked what you wrote best plagiarism ever,you google wanker