wake island 

When someone disappears or goes into hibernation; leaves their friendship circle and comes back again after a period of time.

Rangzeb: Yo Hakkan, did you hear from tabs after the walahi gang bang?
Hakkan: Brav, tabs is wake island, he aint coming back.

wake island by My friend from Mi6 July 29, 2014

wake up lieutenant 

A phrase used to wake up your drunken human sidekick after you have returned from the dead yet again.

Connor: "Wake up Lieutenant!" *slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap*

wake up lieutenant by 28StabWounds February 9, 2019

wake-up juice 

Scottish Slang for the alcoholic beverage "Dragon Soops." a popular Carbonated, Caffeinated Alcohol Beverage in Scotland.
Often used by both the roadman/chav community and Alt community who enjoy the beverage equally when causing raucous in the street.

"Ay wee man, buck me some wake-up juice."

A: "Oh nice, dragon soops."
B: "Aye, that's the wake-up juice."

wake-up juice by Vexatha June 8, 2023

Wake up and smell the ashes 

A rare version of wake up and smell the coffee, famously used by the Gman in the beggining of half life 2.

So, wake up, Mr. Freeman. Wake up and smell the ashes.

Wake up and smell the ashes by SirGuindilla September 28, 2019

wake and bake rape

When one wakes up another and forces them to toke it up

Another example is to feel someone up until they awake, and then force them to smoke pot

Past tense: Woke and boke raped

"I think that I might wake and bake rape my boyfriend today"

wake and bake rape by Verbcttjt August 25, 2009

wake up and smell the coffee 

to become aware and take action before it's too late

Our party keeps losing the presidential election. Wake up and smell the coffee.

wake up and smell the coffee by Light Joker October 13, 2006

wake n bake 

basically, to wake up and immediately blaze (smoke marijuana)

wake n bake by mandy November 2, 2003