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Miramichi Valley High School 

an absolute shit box of a school. where girls piss in the soap dispensers and guys steal them. girls getting pregnant like it's nothing. the teachers don't really give a f*ck about what you do but you still have the odd goody two shoes who actually follows the rules. no one wants to be there but everyone goes there. you'll probably get into a fight at the field and the teachers pretend they don't know about it. but it's still better than Jmh.
boy 1: man my school sucks

boy 2: you definitely go to Miramichi Valley high school!

stardew valley 

a "casual" and "relaxing" game.
guy: hey, you should get stardew valley, it's nice and relaxing
guy 2: sure
3 days later
guy 2: fuckfuckfuckfuck i need a truffle for community center shiiiiiiiiit please merchant have one
I GOT KNOCKED OUT WHAT?! I LOST MY BEST WEAPON! what the fuck do i doooooo
comeon i need to get to the house NO I PASSED OUT FUCKING BULLSHIT

napa valley conception 

A method of conception where by one lesbian performs fellatio on a man, swishes his load around in her mouth, and spits it into her partner's vagina in hopes of causing a pregnancy.
Those two dykes wanted to have a baby, so I met them at the Holiday Inn for a napa valley conception.
napa valley conception by Opie Post December 25, 2013

Twin Valley High School 

A school in bumblefuck Pennsylvania, where if you're not a redneck, then you're probably a wangster. The students spend their time ballin it up at the Mo-town courts or chillin at the Walmart down the street.
Why does that kid think he can rap?

Because he's from Twin Valley High School.

Pleasant Valley HS 

A school district in Bettendorf, Iowa which is 75% rich white kids with lifted Jeeps and 25% Indian stoners. OOTD’s include Vinyard Vines shirts and Birkenstocks with a Juul inside everybody’s waistband.
I drove past Pleasant Valley HS today and saw a bunch of white boys juuling inside their lifted Jeeps.
Pleasant Valley HS by @ligmanuts August 21, 2018

Mon valley girl

Bitches located in south western Pennsylvania rite below Pittsburgh that will fuck for drugs, Post half ass modeling pics on fb took with there friends flip phone, work at local strip clubs and say it's to pay for college but in reality it's gonna be there career job, and think there hood for Sleepin with a black dude once.