Tubing 

White people on rafts; considered to be a sport.

"Hello fellow white specimen, would you care to join us in the sport of tubing."

"Why defiantly my fellow white friend."

"very good, very good."

Tubing by Metea December 27, 2016

Tubing 

The act of moving down a river or stream in a raft-like device/vehicle.

It is very enjoyable, relaxing, and fun until you fall out of the raft, lose all belongings, including the raft, scrap, and bruise yourself along the rocks while being hit by other tubers, causing you drown.

"I went to Helen for vacation and went tubing, I almost died but it was very fun."

Tubing by Septic38rp July 13, 2020

Tubing In Aruba 

An expression a typical Harold McGee would use when asking his students to stop daydreaming about being a thousand miles away. Often used during important lectures.

When you're sitting there sweating bullets on the AP exam, I'm going to remember this day, how you didn't hear a word I said. You were off tubing in aruba, a thousand miles away.

Tubing In Aruba by Je parle français January 31, 2019

tubing the yoobs 

To watch many youtubes

In particular as a legitimate sport or hobby

I was 'tubing the yoobs last night and found this hilarious cat video

tubing the yoobs by Jsvaioop December 12, 2010

wine tubing 

When you drink wine late at nite, start feeling sentimental (maybe even start crying) and begin trolling You Tube for old songs and videos. You then go onto Facebook and start posting the You Tube videos on all your friends and ex-boyfriends Walls.

Friend: Mary Kay Mahopac, why did you post so many corny You Tube videos all over my Wall last nite?

Mary Kay: Lol Sorry, I was wine tubing. But when I woke up this morning I thought I deleted them all. I guess I forgot yours.

Friend: Well the internet called and said "Stop posting sappy videos on people's Walls"

wine tubing by Mary Kay Mahopac October 27, 2012

Pussy Tubing 

Going to bang chicks, possibly at high speeds, most likely with loud GNR playing in the background.

A known favorite activity of Rex Ryan, coach of the New York Jets.

Rex: I’m so fucking jazzed for this game. WE’RE GONNA RAPE ‘EM! AND THEN WE’RE GOIN’ TUBING!

Sanchez: Snow tubing or water tubing?

Rex: PUSSY TUBING!

Pussy Tubing by Johnny K Lightning September 19, 2009

Fallopian tubing 

The act in which a male releases his throat yogurt inside of a girl with no regard to whether or not she gets pregnant.

The other day, I went fallopian tubing inside your mom.

Fallopian tubing by You're Mom69 October 25, 2009