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grundle tomatoes 

1. When a woman's flow becomes crusted to her grundle area. Normally this occurs once a month.

2. Large, inflamed, external hemmorrhoids. Tending to dangle from the anal orifice to rest on the grundle. d

1. "I can't use pads anymore because my grundle tomatoes really pull my grundle grass."

"Oh man! I accidentally got a mouth full of grundle tomatoes last night from my girlfriend."

2. My grundle tomatoes freaking burn, they must be acidic.

I need a vacation to Grundleville so my grundle tomatoes can heal.
grundle tomatoes by LEE_11.16 September 20, 2006
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Heterosexual Tomatoes 

Tomatoes, preferably rotten, that are thrown by people, who are against yaoi, yuri, shonen-ai, and shoujo-ai, at other people
Yaoi Lover (Me): Sorry, Starfire/Robin Shippers; I don't feel like dodging your heterosexual tomatoes today

Correct storage temperatures for ripe tomatoes

Store in a cool place(50F to 60F). Lower temperatures may cause chilling injury. Pantries, basements or garages can provide a cool place during most of the year. Non-insulated garages may be too warm in the summer and too cold during winter.
Allways treat tomatos with care and respect. Report any suspicious tomatoe related behaviour to either The British Tomato Growers' Association or the California Tomato Commission
"A tomato is not just for christmas; its for many other occasions including, but not exclusive to:
Easter
Jack Daniels birthday
Pre-pub fridge raid...day....?
Correct storage temperatures for ripe tomatoes - troubling times lye ahead for tomatos stored under incorrect temperatures......... indeed

Hot Tomatoe 

Early 40's term for girls who are easy. Sluts, whores, and tramps.
"I had that last week."

"That girls is a hot tomatoe."
Hot Tomatoe by Tha Shizzit April 17, 2007

Tomatoe plant 

Is code word for marijuana.
Hey Chad. Can you grab those tomatoe plants you brought. I got a buyer.
Tomatoe plant by El Ray Sundrop August 3, 2018

I can't put a patty on a bun, with lettuce, cheese, onions, tomatoes, ketchup, mustard, pickles, and top bun together in that order! 

I CANT FUCKING DO IT. THIS SHIT IS SO HARD AND SO BULLSHIT. I can't put a patty on a bun, with lettuce, cheese, onions, tomatoes, ketchup, mustard, pickles, and top bun together in that order!

rotten tomatoes 

A online community loosely based on reviewing/discussing movies.
Before we buy our tickets lets go to rotten tomatoes (www.rottentomatoes.com) to make sure this movie isn't going to blow.
rotten tomatoes by Pipebomb February 23, 2005