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Tobacco Institute Scientist 

Originally, a scientist hired by the Tobacco Institute to refute the findings that tobacco use resulted in cancer. Generally, it has expanded to mean any scientist paid by a moneyed interest to refute a scientific consensus or to create a false appearance of disagreement within the scientific community.
Did you hear that the Tobacco Institute Scientists over at Exxon-Mobile found there is no such thing as global warming?

tobacco-hag 

A 40's plus female lifetime smoker who coughs all the time, has a raspy voice, and is typically thinning and prematurely wrinkled.
Analogous to a Sea Hag, a tobacco-hag is like a witch.
tobacco-hag by million-year-man November 9, 2012

tobacco patch 

a patch of hair some men have in the small of the back just above or extending down the anal crevice.
"...that guy had a thick tobacco patch just begging to be tended, and I wanted to plow it with my tongue."

Tobacco chew 

Tobacco you can chew
“The tobacco chew dip dip dip” -Peachy
Tobacco chew by Makingupwords November 6, 2018

Tobacco Pouch

A form of snuff for all the fucking pussies out there. It's like taking a tiny ass dip and putting it in a bag. They are great to chew in school if you don't wanna get caught, but it's better to be a real man and pack yourself a big ole' dip of cope or skoal than to be the ultimate pussy.
Person 1: "Hey Rian, do you got a Tobacco Pouch?"
Person 2: "No! I'm not a fucking pussy!"

tobacco'clock 

used to assert that it is time to smoke a cigarette, cigar, tobacco pipe, or time to dip
"Know what time it is?" "Tobacco'clock?" "Damn right. Mind if I bum a joe?"