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swing on the spiral 

A phrase used in a tool song...lateralus. It's a message telling people to keep going.
"swing on the spiral of our divinity and still be a human....Spiral out. Keep going, going..." -Tool

It's the best song ever...

Dangly thing that swing in the back of my throat 

The definition is thing in the back of your throat just like this girl.
i want you to touch that lil dangly thing that swing in the back of my throat”

The five star swing 

an optical illusion-it makes your penis look an inch or so bigger.
cup your ball sack with 3 fingers (middle finger to pinky) and then wrap your index finger and your thumb around the penis, circulate thumb and finger and then your penis should start to swing around through 360 degrees. after a while of this procedure your penis appears to have grown a considerable amount without becoming erect
incredible!
"Hey lads, i did The five star swing again last night and my penis grew again; unbelivable"

a swing in the park 

To commit suicide by hanging yourself in a park.
"Hey did you guys gear Dave killed him self?"
"Yeah poor guy went for a swing in the park."
a swing in the park by Bohica69 August 14, 2017

swing by the cemetery 

Picking up flowers to give your girl so you can get laid later
See you guys later, its my girl's birthday. I gotta swing by the cemetery tonight!!
swing by the cemetery by curleljohnny September 28, 2018

A shot on the swings

Scottish phrase for intercourse. Indication that you want a shag. A plea for a ride.
After plying your partner with a right good bevvy: "Fancy a shot on the swings hen?