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The Super Mario 

After taking magical mushrooms to "power up," you lay the pipe on a busty bitty. Midway through fornication, you pour hot sauce onto a smushed piece of bread in the form of a ball, then proceed to shove it in your partners mouth while yelling "It's me... MARIO!" The finishing touch, riding her doggy style calling her yoshi and demanding she spit the "fireball" out at your hallucinations while you bust a load in her and wave your wrench around in celebration of your newly conquered kingdom!
-Shit dude, i was tripping balls last night, i woke up with a thrown up piece of bread on my pillow and all my magic mushrooms were gone.
-Damn man, sounds like a good time, was there hot sauce and a wrench present?!?
-Hold on let me check... Yeah man, how'd you know??
-Classic! Sounds like you pulled the Super Mario last night on becky!! High Five! Next time you have hot sauce and shrooms handy try the Blazing Saddle too!

The super O

The super O is when you are doing a chick doggy style and just as she starts to cum you punch her in the kidney thereby causing a super orgasm.
I gave your mom The super O last week and now she wont stop calling me.
The super O by rykeebobee March 16, 2014

The Super Magical Eight 

a groupe of 8 people consisting of three astronomical girls and five orgasmic boys. The girls and one of the boys are the only ones that know about this group, but eventually, the whole eight will know. People are very jealous of this group of hotties. You could compare them to the movie "Normal Adolescent Behavior" except, they do not do crazy sexual acts with all of them at once.
"I wish i was in The Super Magical Eight, then I'd always have someone to hang out with. They're so lucky that they are the coolest people ever, and they don't even have to try!"

"Yeah, but if you were in TSM8 then it would be TSP9, and that just couldn't work."

*sighs in mourning her loss of orgasmicastronominality by being rejected from the supermagical eight*

the super highway 

to perform this move you should be in a big rig once your in one drive down the highway with your woman and start fucking her and once your about to cum you pull up to a car with there windows down and blow your load all over them
it was so sweet me and Chelsea pulled the super highway all over your mom

The Super-Ultra 

When something is the most absolutely fantastic, best thing in the whole entire universe, it is "The Super-Ultra"
Have you checked out the new "Despairacyde" album, it is totally The Super-Ultra!

The Super-Ultra-Pickle-Suck 

When something is the most absolutely awful, rotten thing in the whole entire universe, it is "The Super-Ultra-Pickle-Suck"
Dude! Last night I dropped 2 large on hookers and blow, and when I got outta the shower that snatch was gone with my cash AND my stash!

Damn dawg, that's The Super-Ultra-Pickle-Suck!