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Rule of the Stinky Moo

Never tell your friends that your boyfriend/girlfriend has a physical-hygiene problem. You might end up married to that person & your friends will always know.
He violated the Rule of the Stinky Moo: John dated Sally for two months when he told his friends that she had a "Stinky Moo". Years later, John and Sally married, and now all his friends know about her problem.
Rule of the Stinky Moo by JenAJay November 20, 2010
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Do the Stinky 

That image of r63 TW on YBA was so hot, I wanted to Do the Stinky all over her!
Do the Stinky by Random Wreck April 1, 2021

Whacking The Stinky 

Phrase used to describe anal.
Last night, my mom caught Jenny and I whacking the stinky.

The Dirty Stinky Face 

A wrestiling move in which you knock the person on the ground and then proceed to pull down both your pants and underwear forcing your bare unwipped bottom onto the persons face.
"I still have poop on my face from Rakishi's dirty stinky face"

stinky on the hangdown 

inserting ones penis into a vagina i.e got laid. can also become very p.c. and be used by homosexual men.

hangdown being the penis
stinky being pussy or anal canal
yo the milf come over and gave me stinky on the hangdown.
that hairy cowboy sure gave me some good stinky on my hangdown.

The West Quincy Stinky Dink 

Tucking Dick and Balls into your own ass crack, then proceeding to fart on a womans boobies. Notoriously famous in West Quincy, Ma.
1. My god, I just received a West Quincy Stinky Dink, may I please have a napkin.

2. I tried to give her the West Quincy Stinky Dink, but I got her face by accident.

stinky on the sternum 

The act of shitting on someone else's chest. May happen when changing sexual positions, or simply on purpose.
Last night, I left a stinky on her sternum.