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Kicking the brown clown out of the one ringed circus 

"Dude, where the fuck have you been? We've been looking for you for 15 minutes!"

"Take it easy bros., I was in the shit house kicking the brown clown out of the one ringed circus

The age rangers 

Fetus one minute to human development
Unborn one lunar day to 10 lunar months
Newborn the time of coming out to a full day
Baby 1 day-3day
Infant 4day-11months

Tiny tot 1-2
Toddler 1-5
Kid 1-7
Child 4-7
Pre tween 5-7
Newly teen 8-14
Teeny bopper teens 8-11
Early teens 8-9
Young teens 15-18
Junior teens 14-17
Miniature teens 9-10
Pre teens 10-12

Tweens 9-14
Teens 8-19
Adolescents 10-19
Pre adolescents 8-9

Pre adults 10-20
Post teens 20-26
Young adults 16-19
Adults 21-death
Old adults 70-79
Elderlys 60-66
Pre seniors 80-99
Seniors 100-death
Dying 60 last minutes to 1 second

Die 2 hours-33 days
Pre death 2 seconds
Death already dead
Post death 19 years to 23 years
Heaven a moment with God to eternity
Hell the moment with the devil to eternity
These are all the age ranges you will be in your life time. So in the moment of living what age range are you? So the age rangers are these age rangers.
The age rangers by 459395 January 30, 2022

Walker the Texas Ranger 

A competition between two boys where they go back to back as to support each other over a toilet and shit and the first person to drop a bomb stands up, leaving the looser to fall into the toilet bowl. The winner is then “Walker the Texas Ranger.”
My boy and I were at a party and had to shit, long story short I am now “Walker the Texas Ranger.”

The Lone Ranger 

When There Is 2 Guys And A Girl And 1 Of The Guys Kills The Other Guy And Kills The Girl And Then Just Jerks Off By Himself
Phil Pulled The Lone Ranger After He Killed Jill And Danny
The Lone Ranger by Eric January 25, 2004

The Down-Rigger

The act of taking your partner fishing, only looking for an extra catch. As you are fucking your partner, you catch a fish on the other end of the line. right as you are about to cum, you pull the fish out of the water and shoot your load on the fish. Then proceed to slap your partner across the face with the catch of the day.
Dan, "I took Brittany out fishing yesterday."

Tom, "Yeah, how did that go?"

Dan, " Well i showed her The Down-Rigger!"

BEAT UP THE RED RANGER

on December 26 , you are allowed to beat up the red Ranger (time force ) for free , he cannot fight back .
"yo bro , this is our chance to beat up the red ranger , for free !"