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The Michael Cera Rule 

Michael Cera is an Actor that, in every movie follows these rules
1.) He's an awkward teenager
2.) He Finds a girl he likes, but she doesn't like him back
3.) I the end, Michael gets the girl, and has sex with her
Every Movie he's in, goes exactly like this
Movies that follow The Michael Cera Rule
Michael Cera in year one Awkward teen, friends with Jack Black, likes a girl, in his prehistoric time. she doesn't like him, but in the end, she does like him, and they have sex

Michael Cera in Nick and Nora's Infinite Playlist is, again, an awkward teen. He meets Nora, who, at first, thinks he's a creep. Then, in the end they fall in love with each other, and have sex on a thousand dollar couch.

the matches 

an AWESOME band from Oakland, theyre music is addicting. i havent listened to anything but them in weeks. I <3 The Matches
I am Deanna and i am addicted to the Matches Cd, Im just a dog eared page you turn back to, wheres the place for me? when were both in love with you. <<<3333
the matches by Dizzle March 24, 2005

the mitchells vs the machines 

The Mitchells vs the machines is a 2021 animated comedy family movie based around a teenager that is going through relationship problems with her dad, and when the dad, Rick Mitchell (voiced by Danny McBride) cancels her tickets to college to have a family road trip, the robot uprising begins from the company pal. The whole family has to save the world from doom as the robots decide to put humanity into space forever. In my opinion, this movie was a great movie to watch on Netflix.
the mitchells vs the machines...

The Michael Peroxaan Effect 

making you buy products you never intended to buy initally
This is what I call The Michael Peroxaan Effect™️

The Michael Nimmons

The act of having Sex with someone with brown curly hair and them moaning "nim" "nims."
Bro, I met this girl and we did the Michael Nimmons

The Mitchell

1. A prime specimen with an -anti- nature.
2. A dandy fellow indeed who is ready to kick ass and take names.
3. One who emits an aura of orgasmic delight.
OMG there goes The Mitchell coming to take me and show my virgin body seven different kinds of heaven.

The Mitchell is a cutie pie. I concur indeed.

Does The Mitchell look like a bitch? NO. Then don't try to fuck him like a bitch.
The Mitchell by your bitch February 16, 2005