Fat Matt The Rat 

The act of putting giant blocks of cheese into ones asshole for a big hairy rodent to munch on dat ass hole while achieving orgasm.

Simpson loves a good Fat Matt The Rat

Fat Matt The Rat by Sean Rocks October 6, 2006

The Meathand Matt Tug

The act of chasing your buddies with your ‘Meat-Hand’ while playing jackbox in the middle of the night in your underwear. Famously originated from the first incident performed by Meathand Matt in late 2025.

Dude I can’t believe Matthew almost got us with the Meathand Matt Tug last night, that was scary!

The Meathand Matt Tug by bestbuddiesnoevansnumber1fan March 23, 2026

matt-the-dummy 

The only person on the planet that doesnt understand sarcasim and is kind of crazy. He looks like a panda

Matt-the-dummy: Fuck you!!
Rion: Matt That doesn't go in your eye!

matt-the-dummy by Mrs.Bloom7 March 12, 2010

Matt-the-cyber-cheat-northey 

A narcissistic man child that will bullshit his way through a 5 year relationship by cyber cheating

We all know who messaged the neighbour on a swinging site matt-the-cyber-cheat-northey

Matt-the-cyber-cheat-northey by Tricklyfe February 4, 2022

Matt The Gnat

The kind of guy at work who is always in other peoples business and never gets caught.

“Dude, Kyle is always up in my face about Amy.”
“I know, he’s pulling a Matt The Gnat”

Matt The Gnat by Cyounexttime March 30, 2025

Matt In The Hat 

A Matt In The Hat is when you take a slice of texas toast, spread crunchy peanut butter on it, wrap it around your dick, jerk off with the toast, then slap your closest buddy square in the face with the cum-soaked toast.

1. Ohhh, Jerry, you gave Mike a Matt In The Hat... Right in front of his wife?!

2. This guy isn't playing his position, I'm going to give him a Matt In The Hat!

Matt In The Hat by klano klanitis August 13, 2010

matt with the cup 

absolute perfection

“bro have you seen that one video of matt with the cup”

“yeah i couldnt stop
watching it”

matt with the cup by myaliasis December 5, 2022