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The Perfect Girlfriend 

Simply the one. The girl you can’t dare to think about hurting. The one you dream about kissing on Halloween and wake up guilt ridden because you know how uncomfortable she would be if you told her. The girl that is always on your mind. The one that you want to wake up next to after a late night shopping streak. The one you want to dance in the kitchen with. The one you want to watch walk towards you on the aisle The one you could never hate. The perfect Girlfriend is you, Malana.

The best girlfriend in the world 

Skylar
The best girlfriend in the world is Skylar.

National send your girlfriend the picture she wants day 

April 14

This day is for all the boyfriends to stop being kutte and send their girlfriends the pictures they want
Boy 1: I’m not sending you the picture

Girl 1: Stop being a slimy, vomit-inducing pervert, you have to it’s national send your girlfriend the picture she wants day

National send your girlfriend the picture she wants day 

April 14

This day is for all the boyfriends to stop being kutte and send their girlfriends the pictures they want
Boy 1: I’m not sending you the picture

Girl 1: Stop being a slimy, vomit-inducing pervert, you have to it’s national send your girlfriend the picture she wants day

Girlfriend of the Porky Scotcher 

A fucking ugly bitch who goes out with the Porky Scotcher.
Who's the goofy cow taking a shit in the white van?

That's the girlfriend of the Porky Scotcher.

Fucking ugly bitch.

National fuck your girlfriend in the stairwell day 

It that's one day of the year where you fuck your girl in the most romantic place on earth. The school stairwell. This day occurs on April 18.
Hey babe you wanna it's national fuck your girlfriend in the stairwell day. Wanna fuck