The Ball Cave

A sex position. When your balls deep in yo dogs ass and it’s hole widens so much you can crawl inside and fuck your own sister, so that’s what you do.

Carl: yo what’s your favourite position?
Me: the ball cave

The Ball Cave by Sickmotherfucker February 19, 2018

The ball bum thumb 

A type of infection that spreads to the thumb,
From running it up someone's ass, or possibly your own, thumb will swell, bum will swell, kid will cry!!!

Man I cant give Brad cant drive anymore, the ball bum thumb got him again!!!

The ball bum thumb by Uranus stinks February 7, 2019

The Ball Phenomenon

When a guy, primarily an unattractive one with a bad sense of fashion, steals your girlfriend and gets cheated on by her.

Girl: “Did you hear that Alex got cheated on by your ex gf?”

Boy: “That’s just the Ball Phenomenon, what can I say?”

The Ball Phenomenon by EverythingISayIsAlwaysTrue October 14, 2023

Peed in the Ball Pit 

The convention equivalent of "Jumped the Shark". Applied only when things at a convention have gotten so ridiculous it's hard to believe that they're really happening. Reference to the wild failure that was the first-ever Tumblr-convention known as "Dashcon" in which one person urinated in the ball-pit, one of the only sources of entertainment.

That new convention was a total failure, somebody really peed in the ball pit on that one.

Peed in the Ball Pit by Horse News July 14, 2014

Belle of the ball 

The most attractive woman at a social gathering.

The partner of partners, the belle of the ball.

Belle of the ball by Huertino December 2, 2010

call the ball 

Commit to a course of action; make a final decision about a course of action. Derived from U.S. Navy terminology for a naval aviator confirming he has the optical landing aids in sight prior to landing on an aircraft carrier.

Famously used during the movie "Top Gun". Flight Control: "Maverick, you're at 3/4 of a mile. Call the ball." Maverick: "Roger. Maverick has the ball."

call the ball by jab3rd December 8, 2013

Joshing the ball

When someone throws or kicks the ball horribly in a direction farther than the person that was originally supposed to catch the ball.

Joshua: -Throws the football in the wrong direction-

Logan: God dammit, stop joshing the ball.

Joshing the ball by NickleSickle April 5, 2022