Skip to main content

Wiipetitive Strain Injury 

Well known repetitive strain injury caused by Wii Sports, best know is Wii Bowling syndrome.

Keef totally has a Wiipetitive Strain Injury from playing Wii all day.

strain the cabbage 

to go and have a piss
I'm going to strain the cabbage

Chunder Strain 

The red, bloodshot face and/or eyeballs caused by violently vomiting.

Chunder strain is caused by the violent muscle spasms bursting the blood vessels under the skin and in the eyeball creating a red, blotchy face similar to that of an allergic reaction.
Guy 1: Jesus, you look like you've been beaten up or on pills!

Guy 2: Nah I just had too much red wine and was sick last night.

Guy 1: That's a bad case of chunder strain!
Chunder Strain by Barry Haber April 4, 2010

Patron strain of the Mexican flu 

(After a late night out drinking with colleagues)

Coworker 1: Has anyone seen Sarah this morning? It's already 10:00 and this project is on a deadline.

Coworker 2: Last I saw her was at 2:30 AM when we were leaving the bar after a really late happy hour. I think she called in this morning with the flu.

Coworker 1: Yeah. Must be the Patron strain of the Mexican flu that's been going around.

strain the noodles 

Man, that lemonade makes me want to strain the noodles!

strain locked 

Smoking one strain of marijuana so long you no longer get high from said strain.
Man, no matter how much of this I smoke I can't get high. I must be. Strain locked.
strain locked by Npederson December 31, 2016