squirtle 

1. (n) A game played among "bros" that involves unexpectedly hitting your bro in the nutsac while yelling "Squirtle!"

2. (v) The act of hitting someone in the nutsac while yelling Squirtle, after which everyone says "Oh daaaaayum!"

Deep: Hey, what's that over there?
Darrell: Huh?
Deep: Squirtle!!!
Darrell: GAHHHH!

(later that night...)

Darrell: Hey Deep.
Deep: Yeah?
Darrell: SQUIRTLE!!!!
Deep: GAAAAAAW! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO A FULL PUNCH!! JUST A TAP!! Owwwwww....

squirtle by spokmage August 10, 2007

squirtle 

Someone who cant hold there drink and chucks after one beer

Marc De decker had one beer and pulled a squirtle for the rest of the nite

squirtle by S1ru5 October 20, 2006

squirtle 

-to poo
-to have the runs
-to pee
-to make man juice

-I think I made him squirtle himself...I did make him squirtle himself.
-I ate cheese and now I have the squirtles.
-You made me laugh so hard, I squirtled my pants.
-R kelly squirtled all over his victim while making his home videos.
-While doing the dirty deed, I prematuraly squirtled everywhere.

squirtle by -JBZ- June 14, 2005

Squirtle 

Craft a Papier-mâché turtle shell and make your girlfriend /boo wear it and the make her climax

Todd:Man When i get home i'm gonna give my boo such a squirtle
Laquam

Squirtle by CoolCat97 June 24, 2015

Squirtle 

Someone bitter, yet not at the same time.

Sometimes...he can be squirtle.

Squirtle by Captain Quack April 10, 2003

Squirtle 

When a hot guy passes and you get turned on so you scream squirtle

*a sexy guy winks at you*
Kailey- "Holy shit Katelynn, I think I just squirtled."
Katelynn- "Every guy you think is hot makes you squirtle!"

Squirtle by thefacts0-0 February 22, 2015

Squirtle 

The action of a Female Projecting a liquid out of her Vagina, but only a little amount.
The word combines Squirt and Little.
(could also be known as a pokemon)

" I just Squirtled on the mirror "
" I got a video of me Squirtling "
" I love to Squirtle"

Squirtle by TinkleToes68 April 23, 2017