Southwest Wyoming

The Northeast corner of land that Utah didn't want. Made up of sagebrush, prarie dogs and Mormon settler descendants that couldn't hack the journey to Salt Lake City. Southwest Wyoming is still considered to be part of Utah by the rest of Wyoming's residents and government. Mostly known for the sale of beer kegs, porn, and fireworks to visiting Utahns.

Ammon: "Why did Utah give the Southwest Wyoming territory away?"
Josiah: "Because It was the worst part of Utah."

Southwest Wyoming by hogballs73 September 29, 2018

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Nova Southeastern University

A really nice University with an equally nicely funded student body. Not only is our campus stunning, check out the students. A typical Nova student is white, tan, blonde, rocking Prada sunglasses, a Gucci belt, and Birkenstocks and a polo. Some of the richest kids around the country, even more so around the world. Some of the wealthiest offspring in the world come here to Nova, representing over 90 countries and 50 states. Everyone comes from money, and they make sure you know it, too. Kids drive the most absurd cars, BMW’s, Audi’s, Caddy’s, Mercedes, Bentley’s, Maserati’s, Ferrari’s you name it. Everyone has either a yacht, private jet, a condo or beach house in Deerfield or Palm Beach or another house in Connecticut , New York or some Caribbean Island. Nova life is like living on an exclusive resort or country club. Where else can you sit in a hammock under a palm tree by the side of one of the lakes on campus? A typical day at Nova would consist of waking up so the housekeepers can clean the dorms, go shopping with mommy or daddy’s AMEX, drink an excessive amount of alcohol, and party all night in Downtown Fort Lauderdale, Las Olas or South Beach.

Nova Southeastern University President is sometimes chaufferd in a Phantom.

Nova Southeastern University by nsu2011 February 27, 2011

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southwest strangla

shaggy 2 dope;one of the two members of I.C.P. other than violent J

yo, shaggs is tha southwest strangla i dont wanna fuck wit him

southwest strangla by juggalo May 13, 2005

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Southwest Syndrome

When an individual from UMass-Amherst male/female is only attracted to Southwest dudes and bettys.

John:I use to live in Lewis in Northeast, but now I live in Patterson in Southwest and have been diagnosed with this syndrome.

Jake: What syndrome?

John: SOUTHWEST SYNDROME

Southwest Syndrome by Fabio Rodriguez March 8, 2009