Snailer

After you go for a long run or finish an exciting game of ice hockey, ask your girlfriend to take off all of her clothes and lay on her back. proceed to take off your own clothes and strattle her stomach. At that point lift yourself off of her just enough so that your long sweaty greasy sack is the only thing touching her and proceed to drag it up along her chest and over her face resulting in her getting snailed.

Man what a great game! I know, I'm so greasy right now i'm going to go home and give Lucy a wickedly slimy snailer.

Snailer by JuiceVizzle November 8, 2011

Snoiled

Getting snake oiled. To be sold something sold as being useful, but instead is a detriment. The product has more illusory value than true value. One get's Snoiled when: getting snake charmed out of money, losing time, losing their job, becoming depressed, then throwing a fit of rage regarding the product.

Step right up, step right up ladies and gentleman. Have I got an offer for you! If you show up before I start my presentation, you too can be snoiled! But snake oil can cure you! I'm trying to sell you useless things you don't need, but pretending they are worth something. If enough people show up, you'll get a valueless product for free.

Dude, I just got snoiled. He told me it would grow my hair back.

Did you know you could cure cancer with my positive thought product and random ingredient that is a placebo? Shirley thought so, as that salesman told her so. Her Tombstone simply reads: I Got Snoiled.

Hey Charles, do you see that soccer league getting Snoiled? They have to play in the Winter in a desert!

Snoiled by Hissy The Snake May 31, 2015

SnailDOS 

SnailDOS, short for 'Snails Doing Online Services' is a web hosting and development company run by online user SnailDOS - Founder and Chazzy - Creative lead. Founded in early 2017 SnailDOS boasts an impressive user base and members on their discord server. The company, known for it's free and easy to use programs, still retains an active release schedule and regular updates for most of their programs. The SnailDOS founder commonly responds to user feedback and issues, while remaining active in the development of their programs.

I used SnailDOS' to host my website yesterday.

SnailDOS by ChazzyKing August 12, 2022

Sailed the Delaware 

When your hitting it from the back and stick a flag pole in her anus and put a leg on le bed.

I had this one night stand and I sailed the Delaware on this bitch

Sailed the Delaware by Zebrasocks March 11, 2023

Yard sailed

The act of having one's belongings absolutely thrown and strewn across the ground after unintentionally hitting, bumping, or dropping something.

Can be used in most situations, typically humorous. Meant to mimic a yard sale, in which your crap is all across your yard.

Most commonly used when a large amount of items is dropped, or when a vehicle carrying a large amount of loose cargo hits an obstacle.

The waitress tripped over some dummies purse and yard sailed everyone's food across the floor!

Yard sailed by DatSuperPig December 6, 2020

My ship hath/has sailed 

A phrase many shippers use to say that their ship has been confirmed. Oftentimes, a headcannon.

Andrew: My ship hath/has sailed!
Mark: What ship?
Andrew: You know, my headcannon.

My ship hath/has sailed by EWild December 18, 2019

sailed

A never sailed ship

A never sailed ship

sailed by Iifydd November 14, 2016