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smashmouth golf

An elite circuit of golfers who embrace the 'three yards and a cloud of dust' mentality on and off the links.
The Smashmouth Golf survival kit includes white castle, a long putter, gold bond, and 100 coors.
smashmouth golf by Crooked Face March 12, 2011

smashmouth 

authentic, raw, real, hardcore, manly; as opposed to wussified, metrosexual, fake
Usually used in connection with American Football, "to play smashmouth football"; alledgedly coined by Chicago Bears coach Mike Ditka.
Also the name of two US-American bands.
"Oo-er, I'm afraid I've strained my ankle and need to be rushed to the hospital!"
"Forget it! We're playing smashmouth Rayman Raving Rabbids here!"
smashmouth by Zwentibold January 6, 2009

Smashmouth 

1.) The act of indulging copious amounts of alcohol and controlled substances
to the point of engaging in morally questionable behavior and poor decision
making (otherwise known as, having a good time).

2.) Waking up the next morning with little recollection of the previous night
or the name of the person laying naked next to you... or how they even got
here.

3.) Curing a vicious hangover with a late brunch and more alcohol while
gathering as much information as you can from third parties (also known as
'friends') to piece together the night before.

Synonyms: 1. Licentious 2. Hedonistic 3. Crunk
Antonyms: 1. Lame 2. Boring
We in East Atlanta tonight gettin smashmouth!

I cured the smashmouth with some shrimp n grits and a few bloody maries. Still don't remember how I met that dame.
Smashmouth by Agent of Change March 9, 2011

smashmouth 

Someone, typically a 'loose female' who will do anything sexual (usually for a cheap drink).
Oh her, she is a right old Smashmouth
smashmouth by Bradley Rees August 23, 2006

smashmouth 

To shove food into your face hole with intentional force.
I smashmouthed three slices of pizza at lunch today.

smashmouthing is not for everyone please consult your doctor before trying it yourself. Do not use metal fork while smashmouthing, this could lead to puncture wounds.
smashmouth by killer kenny May 17, 2007

Smashmouth 

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE RULE WAS GOING TO RULE ME I AIN'T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHEEEEEEED SHE WAS LOOKING KINDA DUMB WITH HER FINGER AND HER THUMB IN THE SHAPE OF A L ON HER FOREHEAD
Smashmouth is the goat
Smashmouth by H💿L💿 June 2, 2018