Skip to main content

sliced bread 

1500's guy: "thats the best thing since the printing press."
Now: "thats the best thing since sliced bread."
sliced bread by WoZouNiDeMaMa December 10, 2009
Related Words

dinner plate sized asshole 

Dinner plates are most commonly 10 inches in diameter. This size isn't ideal since, the average asshole can stretch to 7 inches only, therefore, that plate is never coming out of your ass, unless you gaped it first
oh daddy gape me with your dinner plate after dinner
give me a dinner plate sized asshole

Double-sided Scooby snack 

Sex move that requires two guys and one girl. The Two guys dress up as Scooby doo, and the girl as shaggy. The girl lays down on her side. One guy fucks her in the pussy and the other in the ass, hence double-sided Scooby snack.
Me and my friend gio did the double-sided Scooby snack to this girl named Jenna.

sliced taco 

Giving Head to 2 chicks simultaneously, while they are scissoring
Kristy and Magen were scissoring and i joined in and did a sliced taco
sliced taco by Streigh July 20, 2009

Porn sized cock 

A penis that is of the typically size that male pornstars are blessed with. A penis that is at least 8 inches in length and over 5 & ¾ inches in circumference is the minimum standard of a porn sized cock.
My cock is above average sized, but I wish I had a porn sized cock.
Porn sized cock by Cocktail Sauce #1 November 10, 2009

bonsai sized 

A man with a small but well-developed, and aesthetically pleasing penis. Not necessarily a bad thing.
"I'm bonsai sized and proud of it."
bonsai sized by yes juanito yes November 23, 2014