Siberian tour 

1. When a popular-in-the-past band goes on tour to the middle of nowhere to get some money.

2. When a band goes on tour to the middle of nowhere promised by a local show manager to meet amazing fanbase there and the tour results in moslty empty venue.

From rus. Sibiskiye Gastroli (Сибирские гастроли).

- Do you remember Scorpions?
- Do they still exist?
- They went on siberian tour to Russia again. *snap*

Siberian tour by xelectriquex January 11, 2013

siberian chode 

An irregularly sized penis that has a greater width than length. The siberian chode tends to have many boyles and bumps towards the upper shaft and into the urethra. The semen produced from this estranged penis is highly acidic and has been known to cause burns inside of women. The siberian mosquito is a common carrier of the virus that causes this fucked up dick.

My friend Chris tore up Ariel with his siberian chode last night

siberian chode by Forndog Millionaire April 11, 2014

Siberian Blizzard 

A wrestling move, popularized by Zangief. The wrestler takes an opponent in one hand and spins several times before rocketing into the air while still spinning. The opponent is then slammed into the ground head first from an incredible height.

If you ever enter my airspace again, I'm afraid I will have to Siberian Blizzard you.

Siberian Blizzard by Cornwad June 2, 2010

siberian camel 

The act of making love through rubbing your buttcheeks against your lover's while simultaneously stimulating your partner with pelvic gas noises, and sometimes runny chunks of feces.

Camel and Masha gave each other a naughty stare, turned around, and performed a siberian camel.

siberian camel by CaseNerd555 September 28, 2009

Siberian crown 

The act of holding your victim down in a snowdrift and defecating upon their head.

My girlfriend has been giving me the silent treatment since I gave her a Siberian crown.

Siberian crown by RussianDave March 16, 2014

siberian splitter 

The result of the crotchal inseam of a man’s pants, usually jeans, in which the seam tightens while in a seated position, splitting the left and right testicles evenly, placing one on either side of the seam, leaving an obvious visual print of each of the separated testicles with a gap of 1/2”- 1” down the middle. This makes the appearance of two separate testicles, free to travel in their own separate direction free and independent of one another. A common issue with jeans such as Wrangler (Stranglers) and other cowboy type nut hugger cut pantelones.

If left untreated or unrelieved long enough, it may take several hours to days for the two testicles to reunite.

I like to buy my jeans so tight in the crotch, that they cause an immediately noticeable and impressive Siberian Splitter, just to let the ladies know I have testicular talent, upon first glance.

siberian splitter by P-Nut December 13, 2019

Siberian Sunglasses 

Performed only during the winter, the sexual act of ejaculating into someone's eyes and then kicking them outside into the snow, causing the jizz to freeze over their eyes.

"GAH SIBERIAN SUNGLASSES, I'M BLIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Siberian Sunglasses by A cold blind fool March 16, 2010