Poo in a shoe 

For expressing extreme emotions while not swearing also can be used for defending yourself from bully’s as in “go poo in a shoe”

Oh poo in a shoe I just got fired from my job

Poo in a shoe by Wyatt Johnson October 4, 2019

Poo In My Shoe

An expression used to express dismay

Person 1:Mate i've got to go and walk my fish
Person 2:For Fucks sake! Poo in my shoe!

Poo In My Shoe by goongangginggan August 24, 2022

the egg in the shoe

A term for when someone is to put on their shoe and feeling a egg underneath their foot. Often a cooked egg. A raw one if you wanna be extra mean.

«I felt something wet under my foot Bob!!»

«That must have been the egg in the shoe Bernt»

the egg in the shoe by Minlio August 2, 2020

Beef Stew in my Shoe 

Diarrhea (aka beef stew) neatly dripped down the production line (your pant leg), gathered in your sterilized shoe, then canned for resale, or to simply waft with besties on a rainy day.

“Beef stew in my shoe” has been so well received, I’ve been asked to expand my menu.

Shoe salad, foot fries, hamstring hash, ankle appetizers, all served with toe jam gravy.

Beef Stew in my Shoe by BB29576 April 21, 2023

skibidi ohio rizz one two bug in my shoe five nights at freddy's amongus at 3AM happy meal gyat sssniperwolf geometry dash mewing sus queso alpha sigma skibidi 70th anniversary 

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he Stereotypical "skibidi toilet fan" refers to a stereotype used to describe a "skibidi toilet fan". it commonly uses the terms such as 0-10 years old,"ipad kid", no brain cells, infant, retarded, non potty trained and toddler. Be advised that this stereotype is not an accurate description of the skibidi toilet fan base and is merely a deranged insult targeted at the aforementioned fan base. skibidi ohio rizz one two bug in my shoe five nights at freddy's amongus at 3AM happy meal gyat sssniperwolf geometry dash mewing sus queso alpha sigma skibidi 70th anniversary

skibidi ohio rizz one two bug in my shoe five nights at freddy's amongus at 3AM happy meal gyat sssniperwolf geometry dash mewing sus queso alpha sigma skibidi 70th anniversary by bobobobobobobobobobobobiiiiiii April 22, 2024

Skibidi Banban in Ohio drinking grimace shake and gyatting like a Gigachad sigma male 1 2 buckle my shoe we live we love we lie becoming uncanny 🗿🍷 

Skibidi Banban in Ohio drinking grimace shake and gyatting like a Gigachad sigma male 1 2 buckle my shoe we live we love we lie becoming uncanny 🗿🍷

toddler: Skibidi Banban in Ohio drinking grimace shake and gyatting like a Gigachad sigma male 1 2 buckle my shoe we live we love we lie becoming uncanny 🗿🍷
me: *kills myself*
big chungus: I am big chungus

Skibidi Banban in Ohio drinking grimace shake and gyatting like a Gigachad sigma male 1 2 buckle my shoe we live we love we lie becoming uncanny 🗿🍷 by qk7x October 7, 2023

Born in a bowling shoe

This unnatural birthing process generally results in producing a mullet bearing mouth breather or a shiny new cab dweller. The shoe attendant at a bowling alley takes hold of a freshly sweated rental and lifts up the insole. He then jacks a healthy load under said insole and squishes it down to bring the shoe juice and man goo together. The violated footwear is left for a 7-10 day gestation period under the nacho machine. As the cheese, semen and foot sweat share genetic material, a trucker is born.

Did you see that stank ass trucker come out of bathroom? He looked like he must have been born in a bowling shoe. Lol.

Born in a bowling shoe by The Missouri Mudflap September 7, 2016