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Shitwater Colonic

That one shit that drops so hard and so fast (almost Matrix style) that before your asshole has a chance to close you get a nice splash of ShitWater back in your hole!
Damnit man, I just got a Shitwater Colonic!
Shitwater Colonic by X4ndur August 10, 2006

Shitfacebooking 

When you are very Intoxicated and start posting things on a social network that you would NEVER post if you were sober.
Frank: "What the hell dude"
Jim: "What?'
Frank: "You said you wanted to fuck my wife on facebook last night"
Jim: "Oh fuck, I think I was shitfacebooking last night."
Frank: "You're Fired" (Punches Jim in the face)
Shitfacebooking by chuckerman September 20, 2009
Being so unbeliveably drunk that you may black out or pass out and you may begin making very bad deicisons. In other words, a fucking good time
OH MY GOD, i got so shitfaced at that party i passed out in a red wagon!!!!
shitfaced by Johnny211 October 24, 2006

Shitfacedbooking

Facebooking while drunk. Kind of like drunk dialing, but lonelier.
"I did some shitfacedbooking last night and may have lost a few friends."
Shitfacedbooking by TCPDX September 2, 2009

Shitcaker 

One who performs in the act of creating the swedish delicasse more commonly known as shitcakes. Not to be mistaken for a butt pirate a shitcaker has to attend many years of schools and teaching to perfect the art of making the shitcake.
" I had some delicious shitcakes today, whoever made them must have been an extraordinary shitcaker"

Shitfuckery 

When a source of information is providing incorrect information in a way that will cause harm to others.
I am so sick of the shitfuckery being performed on us by the New South Wales government with regard to Covid-19.
Shitfuckery by Cajewdel December 18, 2021