Screwing on the silencer

During sex when taking your female partner from behind, before her screams get too loud and wake the neighbors get her to bite the pillow- i.e. the act of screwing on the silencer!

Bill- 'Hey, thought you had your bird over last night for some loving? i couldn't hear shit from next door even with the glass pushed up against the wall. what happened?'

Bob- 'It's ok, i was screwing on the silencer!'

Bill' 'Nice!'

Screwing on the silencer by NODNYL January 15, 2011

secretagent 

Easily the greatest member on the greatest website ever, youthink.com. Known for being a douchebag and posting in most journals with what can be called his catchphrase, "No one cares."

YTer: Do you like secretagent?
other YTer: no

YTer: blah blah blah
secretagent: No one cares.

secretagent by chips2001 October 18, 2009

secretyness 

adv; (see-kra-tee-nes): a manner of evading matters of personal disclosure with the intent of creating further curiosity. Used to lure men off myspace to steal their kidney.

Many of his friends warned him that the secretyness of her messages could only lead to a bitter end.

secretyness by EL/DA July 15, 2007

vaginal secretion 

When a womens Vaginal Meat Curtains are stuck together with a sticky residue.

Dude you told me that chick last night was clean,her vaginal secretion was secreating out of your shorts. when i went down on her, it was like pulling apart a grilled-cheese sandwhich.

vaginal secretion by E-rock Scarface November 8, 2008

Screating 

A mash up of scrounging and eating

Shes doesn't work she just sits on benefits screating all day

Screating by Mattsc January 8, 2021

secretsnakesshehe 

a person on tiktok. Do I know this person? No, but I am glad to make them their first urban dictionary. So here is what I know from looking at their account. They are cool and swag and use the pronouns she/they/he/skull/game. Very much fruity.

secretsnakesshehe is fruity.

secretsnakesshehe by Finhoeshi July 1, 2021

Turkey screwing 

When one tries to have sex with anyone resembling the look of a turkey. Usually a very mature person with the small amount of skin hanging from their neck. Also having a small body.

Dave: Did you see Ron last night?
Rowan: No, why?
Dave: He hit the retirement home and did a little turkey screwing!
Rowan: Eww... Ron's nasty..

Turkey screwing by ShilohGenerals83 October 24, 2008