Sean Connery slap 

A form of bitch slap performed on a person (usually a women) to keep them in line and let them know who's in charge.

"my women was giving me shit last night so i gave her a sean connery slap"

Sean Connery slap by pimp daddy brown April 5, 2005

Sean Connery the Pirate 

Sean Connery THE Pirate- almost like Sean Connery, but a pirate. The ONLY pirate. He's Sean Connery.. ERGO, pirate.
Often heard on prank phone calls.

I'm Sean Connery the pirate.

Sean Connery the Pirate by Shakespeare133 January 15, 2008

Naked Zombie Sean Connery

1. The final boss of Samurai Zombie Nation

2. Anything Awesome that catches you by suprise

example 1:
Mc Hammer: hello there young man.
kid 1: Naked Zombie Sean Connery !!

Naked Zombie Sean Connery by Tyler Pulliam April 23, 2007

gave her a sean connery 

a proper back-hander... that the bitch deserved!

After a hard day's work i came home to find my slag of a wife had let my tea go cold - so i threw my plate against the wall and "gave her a sean connery."

gave her a sean connery by the bitches December 29, 2006

The Sean Connery 

When you are having sex with your partner and you say "that's not what your mother said!" over and over and when you plan to finish you have to say " don't you wanna see what I'm gonna wager?" (in a Sean Connery Scottish accent)

My girlfriend and her husband did The Sean Connery last night.

The Sean Connery by LexMad July 12, 2017

sean connerying

The act of pronouncing "s" as "shhh" accidentally. Usually occurs during times of stress due to excessive mental exhaustion/stimulation.

Girl One: "You have to realize, thish ish the mosht shtreshful time of year...."

Girl Two: "lol, you are sean connerying!"

sean connerying by moneytoys November 26, 2010

Sean Connerized 

When at a party, somebody brings up SNL celebrity jeapordy, everyone begins to perform their imitation of Sean Connery at the same time, absolutely convinced in their heart of hearts that their Sean Connery is the best the best.

Ex: Sean Connerized

Guy #1-Hey did you see the SNL jeapordy? Sean Connery is so funny.
(All at the same time)
Guy #2-Whore Seamen Trebeck.
Guy #3-Jap Anus Relations
Guy #4-I was with your mother last night, Trebek.
Guy #5-Anal bum cover

Sean Connerized by Darron B March 13, 2008