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Dunch Scrunch

When a woman with overly strong vaginal muscles constracts said muscles around the penis, thus rendering the male immobile.
Guy 1: "I saw you leave with that girl last night, how did it go?"
Guy 2: "Terrible. She dunch scrunched me and held me there for hours."
Guy 1: "Sheeeeeiiiiiit."
It could be used as a hair accessory, or as an bracelet. Sometimes a girl will give it to someone special such as her boyfriend or so to indicate that they are dating or he’s taken.
Aw man that cute boy has a scrunchie on, must be from his girlfriend.
scrunchie by Marleen xc August 14, 2019

Scrunchie for hoodie 

Girl: has scrunchie

Boy: has sweatshirt
Both: trade
Scrunchie for hoodie

Give A Guy Your Scrunchie Day 

On November 8th you must give a guy your scrunchie because it’s international give a guy your scrunchie day
“Hey, it’s November 8th, Give A Guy Your Scrunchie Day.”
*gives scrunchie*

Redneck scrunch 

When people ( girls in particular) attempt to
Curl their uncurly hair though the use of many gell products. However, this process is ineffective and does not make those with straight hair, curly. This is commonly seen among many redneck and lazy girls.
Girls with uncurly hair who put lots
Of gell products in their hair repeatedly to make
It "seem" curly. It will not turn out curly but only " Redneck scrunch"

National give a boy your scrunchie day 

On September 30th, it's national give a boy your scrunchie day. Give one to your bestfriend, or boyfriend, or anyone who asks
Boy: Can I have your scrunchie? its national give a boy your scrunchie day?
Girl: Sure!