Scholes 

Scholes (verb, noun):

When a player scores a goal from outside the box. The ball must be struck first time, and with sufficient power. It can follow a pass along the ground, or the ball can be hit on the (half) volley. Scholeses are often scored from corners. The word "Scholes" is also shouted when someone has the opportunity to "Scholes it up".

Named after Paul Scholes due to his signature goal.

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Here are many good examples of Scholeses.

Scholes by boffintim August 22, 2010

schooled 

Taught a lesson (the hard way), to lose humiliating

o shit, that fool got schooled good

schooled by Shaneo October 17, 2003

Old Schooling it 

To use paper currency instead of a credit or debit card

"I lost my credit card, so I have been old schooling it all weekend."

"The restaurant doesn't take credit cards, so we are gonna have to old school it for dinner."

Old Schooling it by Naptown85 March 31, 2010

schooled 

Being taught the proper way to preform an action, via extreme ownage and embarrasment. This requires the schooler, who is always of such a high level of skill that the schoolee has no chance of saving his reputation, to utterly dominate and show no remorse. If remorse is shown, it is done in a cool and laid-back way, as in to say "Your not even worth the effort of my pinkie finger", which ironically is just as brutal as an all-out ownage.

If you ever find yourself being schooled, it is wise to not bitch about it. Doing so makes you look like a tool.

Dude...Jim was getting schooled by Bob while playing basketball. Jim decided to be a tool and talk shit about Bob while he was losing 10-2. Bob then released a can of unrelenting whoop-ass on Jim, who then had no choice but to become a traveling back-up dancer and change his name to Kevin Federline.

He can currently be found schooling Britney Spears on the art of gold digging.

schooled by noobtastic April 20, 2006

Schoolcest 

Dating someone who goes to the same school as you

Girl: Are Cathy and Nick dating?
Androgenous Person: Yeah they have been.
Girl: Isn't that schoolcest?
Androgenous Person: Yeah, but it's okay because this is Indiana.

Schoolcest by LordMaxTheGirl January 29, 2015

Schoolist 

Having irrationally great feelings for a school, but being very discriminating other schools

He’s such a schoolist!

Schoolist by Djdhfhdhrhr January 23, 2018

scholie 

scholie ==> a fat guy looking like a tarzan with extrem long hairs.

Oberhopelhase: Fischer you are a scholie!
Fischer: stfu

scholie by Oberhopelhase June 3, 2004