Uncle SAMSONITE

Uncle SAMSONITE is a fat ass dick who likes to dance with Parker Sofia and kara and has a cat tubbs. He rides on bigweld. And his fav song is lemon on the chain with a v cut

ITS TIME TO HAVE SOME FUN WITH UNCLE SAMSONITE

Uncle SAMSONITE by uncle Samsonite June 10, 2016

Ysabel Jones Samsonite Romanov

a girl who moves from guy to guy in a close circle of friends, typically being of asian descent, and having no leverage on either cleavage nor buttocks, so basically flat.

chris-"hey i heard you hooked up with a girl last night."

mike-"yeah i did but then i realized she was a total Ysabel Jones Samsonite Romanov."

Ysabel Jones Samsonite Romanov by The_Troop January 26, 2011

Seasonitis 

A very serious problem affecting young adults and teens when it comes to trying to only watch a few episodes of a tv series. "Just one more" they tell themselves, an obvious lie.

1. -Man, I cannot stop watching Game Of Thrones!

-You have a bad case of Seasonitis!

Seasonitis by mel1234 October 9, 2013

Uncle samsonite

A creepy guy who says to a child " It's time to have some fun with uncle samsonite!" If you have watched the 30 second long video then you will know that he is clearly a rape artist. It is a CREEPY video as danachi, livichi and popachi like to say but they are also addicredit to 8t. DON'T WATCH THE VIDEO! !! YOU WILL TOONLY BE OBSESSED! !!

#IT'S TIME TO HAVE SOME FUN WITH UNCLE SAMSONITE

Uncle samsonite by Evachi May 28, 2018

sampsonitis 

A sickness where someone calls you over excessively.

1. Dang man, that one coach be blowing my cell phone up! I think that dudes got sampsonitis!

2. I was so drunk last night that I gave my number to this one nasty girl. Dude...I think she got 3rd degree sampsonitis cause shes called me about 30 times already!

sampsonitis by AsianPersuasian March 21, 2008

Samsonite meeting 

A pointless meeting, waste of time

Andy - Dude went to that Samsonite meeting the other day

Traci - How was it?

Andy - 30 minutes i'll never get back!

Samsonite meeting by hornetnelly1 April 16, 2010

Salmonitis

When your body swells uncontrollably due to, to much ingestion of salmon

Briget has salmonitis

Salmonitis by Shaninandtickles May 7, 2019