Richmond

The noun ‘Richmond’ is usually bestowed upon males that are considered to be prodigies in their generation, Richmond’s typically excel in video games and sports, as well as getting women. Not much is known other than the fact they are unique. If you do encounter a Richmond prepare for the best encounter of your life.

Your name is Richmond? Wow, Lucky!

Richmond by doctorgoose June 1, 2020

Richmond Hipster

The Hipster is a vile creature who feeds off of what he or she is essentially told is uncool- anything against the mainstream or social norm. A lanky 20something with a blank face and unnecessary nonprescription frames is clinging to his PBR and off brand cigarette. This boy probably has the entire discography for The Smith’s but no turn table. He also has a sad looking dog whose bones stick out at sharp angles all over his body because his new owner has liberated him from the confines of a meat eating household and now feeds him only vegan cuisine. Do not fear this waste of oxygen, a quick blow to the stomach will leave him toppled over on the ground, because all he has eaten is a soy nut bar and an expensive latte from a nonconformist coffee shop.A hipster female has ironic stickers all over her fixed gear bicycle and a smug look that says “I’m better than you because I donate money to NPR every year.” This girl spends her time teaching underprivileged children how to read existential literature and giving vegan to starving homeless people with her Food Not Bombs group. Drag a key across each member of her indie record collection and she will relapse into a mental state of hibernation, for without her precious tunes she cannot possibly survive this harsh world of consumerism and the mainstream. Do not fear the impending hipster apocalypse, eventually each one of these individuals will figure out that it is against the social norm to jump off a bridge and undoubtedly do so.

Oh! I know that Richmond hipster, she tried to get me into Animal Collective and This Bike Is A Pipe Bomb.

Why does that Richmond hipster have a stick where his handlebars should be?

Richmond Hipster by AMMRVA November 26, 2010

Richmond Girl 

A Richmond Girl can be found roaming the streets and alleys of Richmond, Indiana. Richmond Girls can usually be seen pushing a baby stroller with her stomach showing for all to see while smoking a cigarette or, in severe cases, a Black & Mild. Also, Richmond Girls have a "pooch pouch" around their bellys and having a child before the age of 16 is "Richmond's favorite accessory". Richmond Girls have been described as having "The Look" and also said to appear as "Getting fu**** too many times and smoking too many cigarettes".

That girl has a bigger gut than me and is walking 4 kids and a pitbull? Ah, what a Richmond Girl!

Dude I could never take a Richmond Girl home to Mom.

I got drunk and took a Richmond Girl home; I'm going to the free clinic tomorrow to get checked...

Richmond Girl by iLoveRichmond April 24, 2011

university of richmond 

An excellent university in central VA, in the exclusive environs of Richmond's West End. Where true Southern gentlemen get a choice selection of fine country girls, where there is an abundance of high-quality liquor and a classy Greek System.
A place where one can learn just enough to make a great deal of money, in addition to making valuable networking connections and finding a spouse.

The University of Richmond is a most excellent place to pursue higher learning.

university of richmond by UR Spider October 20, 2007

like Grant took Richmond 

something that happens really fast. You do not want to say this in the south, because it brings back bad memories.

They beat the Yankee from New York up like Grant took Richmond.

like Grant took Richmond by Deborah Lee July 19, 2006

port richmond 

-the second shittiest place on staten island

-6,000 delis

-ralph’s and deninos are basically the only nice places

-everybody zoned for port change they address on the high school application so they can go to wagner

-every kid either went to 51, 72 or 27
-everyone who doesn’t live on the north shore thinks there’s gangs and drugs

“im moving to port richmond”
“why, it’s a shitty area”

port richmond by newyork_savage58 July 23, 2018

richmond michigan 

small town hicks where you’re either drunk or high and the guys drive trucks with their daddy’s money. girls are nothing but drama. cars get cheesed and mailboxes get smashed. tires slashed and everyone has an MIP. welcome to hicksville, where half the girls have fucked their cousin. also everyone has a crush on ed delore.

“omg that girl is from richmond michigan... leave her be”
“that ford ranger must be a richmond michigan kids truck”

richmond michigan by homewrecker2.0 March 27, 2021