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Rhubarb and custard 

A euphemism to describe the oozing from and infected orifice.
Doctor I don't know what it is, but it looks like rhubarb and custard.

Rhubarb Mousse 

When you shag a woman who is on her period, you make rhubarb mousse
Oh babes if you shag me tonight it will just make rhubarb mousse
Rhubarb Mousse by Michel Roux jnr. December 17, 2011

Rhubarb Stank 

Large quantities of fecal matter that has a scent resembling rhubarb.
Dude someone took a rhubarb stank on the coats!

rhubarb-forcer 

A woman who is sexually attractive enough to cause an erection -- make the rhubarb grow -- just by looking at her.
Guy: Wow, that girl is HOT!
Friend: Yep, she's a real rhubarb-forcer!

Rhubarb and custard 

The act of sticking a piece of rhubarb into your vagina whilst someone nuts onto it
Me and Jeremy did the rhubarb and custard last night

Rhubarb custard 

Two words that can be used when you have forgetten key points in a statement or question.
#1: What are you wearing?
#2: Ehh... It's me fuckin'... Rhubarb custard

#1: What did umm... Rhubarb custard say about me in class today?
Rhubarb custard by n-deezy February 14, 2009