Ripe for the Pickin', Ready For some Lickin' 

A term to describe nice breasts, usually possessed by a younger female who has just grown them to a near full size. They are perfect, round, not to big and not to small. They are the kinds that you can see in a magazine and before you know it you are groping a magazine.

Man did you see Brittany last night? She didn't have those last year!
I know man those babies were Ripe for the Pickin', Ready For some Lickin'!

Ripe for the Pickin', Ready For some Lickin' by zogree January 1, 2009

Ready like spaghetti 

To be ready.

"You ready, kids?"
"We're ready like spaghetti, mum!"

Ready like spaghetti by BlackwoodD January 26, 2022

ready like spaghetti 

the be easy , loose, ready for sex,
ready to hookup

After a few drinks I invited her back to my place cuz she was ready like spaghetti

ready like spaghetti by lucknugg October 23, 2008

Shovel-Ready Flu Shot 

The last shot you'll ever need, under The Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act. May contain lead and/or copper, will leaves trace GSR at the injection site.

Dude, your dad turned 70? Might as well sign him up for his shovel-ready flu shot now...
Bro, that shovel-ready flu shot is KILLER!

Shovel-Ready Flu Shot by geekthang November 2, 2012

Bloated like a goat ready for slaughter 

Basically being too full to move.

Richard: "Camila please, I can't eat more, I am bloated like a goat ready for slaughter"
Camila: "Richard! Can you never go down on me without talking about slaughtering animals?"

Bloated like a goat ready for slaughter by itwasworththis April 6, 2022

Go Jim. Be ready when soup comes. 

A phrase used to respond to someone posting a gym pic, talking about the gym, or otherwise talking about any activity relating to getting jacked or preparing for battles of any sort.

Chase: “aye bruh, me and the boys hit the gym and the shooting range yesterday.”
Sarah: “go Jim. Be ready when soup comes.”

Go Jim. Be ready when soup comes. by Thattallgirl October 2, 2022

Go jim. Be ready when soup comes. 

A phrase used when someone refers to going to the gym, mentioned the gym, or otherwise talks about working out. It is nonsensical, and serves to simply confuse the gymbro talking about the gym

Chad: “bruh, I hit a pr wit my deadlifts today”
Dylan: “go jim. Be ready when soup comes.”

Go jim. Be ready when soup comes. by Thattallgirl October 8, 2022