racing tracks

The brown streaks left behind by young kids that don't wipe their ass cracks.


Often heard while talking to redneck assholes living in West Virginia.

My son shit and didn't wipe his butt so I had to use oxyclean to get out his racing strips.

racing tracks by Brant September 27, 2004

Racing Stripes

While in the act of love making from the "doggie-style" position. Insert two fingers into the girls rectum, pull them out and wipe them off in a stripe fashion down the length of her back.

"Did you and Sheila hook up?"
"Hell Yeah, I even gave her some racing stripes."

Racing Stripes by Big Johnson 001 January 21, 2009

Racing Fool 

One who loves car racing, generally NASCAR.

That Bubba is one racing fool.

Racing Fool by Sparticini Hokmojama January 5, 2010

Racing cert 

English colloquialism. Born from gambling talk and used to indicate a statistical or logical outcome that appears to be a foregone conclusion.

At a racecourse: The 10:1 on horse is a 'racing cert'

Only a mad-man would bet against a racing cert.

Racing cert by bellebouche March 7, 2010

racing bacon

The act of running from the Police. Can be on foot or in a car.

Stewart: Where's Jamal?

Lex: He got caught racing bacon

racing bacon by Malicious_Activity November 28, 2016

racing beast

What you call someone who CRUSHES the competition in racing games or motorsport

Did you see that?
What?
That overtaking move! That guy is a RACING BEAST!

racing beast by Blue Shell Killah January 9, 2018

Racing Sailboats

The act of pretend racing large model sailboats between individuals, in which the finish line is the other participant's entire colon. First racer to take the entirety of their opponent's vessle loses. Smooth sailing!

Man, this day is really dragging. I cant wait to get home so me and my boy can be racing sailboats.

Racing Sailboats by Milk Money Mike March 22, 2019