twitter quota 

The amount of tweets you have to to post in order to stay active and keep your followers satisfied.

Damn, I didn't meet my Twitter quota I might lose a follower.

twitter quota by RuBandz April 6, 2015

dick quota

The amount of interaction with penises required to satisfy someone who thirsts for dick.

Although her OKCupid profile says "bisexual", men are advised to move along since it clearly states she has satisfied her dick quota.

dick quota by grakka May 30, 2016

Gabes-Up Quotes

Misquoting a famous/well-known movie/television quote.

Guy #1: Say hello to my best friend!

Guy #2: Isn't it say hello to my little friend?

Guy #3: Yeah, he always Gabes-up quotes like that.

Gabes-Up Quotes by valleygirl99 December 5, 2012

Air-quotes 

Using two fingers on each hand to indicate a word or phrase is in quotes. Generally used to indicate irony, sarcasm, or derision.

Adam repeated John's statement, but used air-quotes when he reached "legend".

Air-quotes by Yunomi August 21, 2003

Annoying Internet Quotes 

Quotes you find on Photobucket, or some other popular website containing annoying quotes about friendship, summer, boys, fashion etc. Usually comes with a picture of a girl in a field of flowers having nothing to do with the topic of the quote.

"Give up already sweetie, you're never going to be me. So do yourself a favor and stop trying."

"&&; keep UR hEAd HiiGH dey will KiLL 2 seE chu fall GoRgEoUSsss.""

Girl 1: OMGFZiiiZLEEEZZ did you lyk see dat quote on photobucketz abut true LOVEZ? itz lyk totezlyz decribes me and RICKZ. ohmygawd.

Girl 2: No, it is just a horribly put-together quote that a lonely, mentally confused teenager wrote.

Girl 1: LYK MEHGAWD wut iz wrong Witttt CHU?!

Girl 2: Annoying internet quotes got you.

Annoying Internet Quotes by b-b-bass-bass-basshunter! August 17, 2009

Lol Quotes 

The act of starting a text/IM with lol, then preceding to end it with lol.

Person A: So, that's what happened last night. lol

Person B: lol, sounds like fun. I had the same night! lol

Person A: Dude, you totally just used Lol Quotes!

Lol Quotes by pjinsky July 12, 2010

Gimme a quota, gimme fitty cent 

"Gimme a quota, gimme fitty cent" is the official motto of Philadelphia and is spoken thousands of times a day by the resident bums on each and every street corner. The unofficial motto is "This city sucks".

Bum at 12th and Chestnut to passersby - "Gimme a quota, gimme fitty cent".

UPenn student passing by: Fuck off loser!

Gimme a quota, gimme fitty cent by philanewbie September 20, 2009