funny family problems 

Funny family problems are something we all probably suffer from. So what are they your dad cracking the same non funny Christmas cracker joke that he's been using since last Christmas. Or grandad trying to tell a joke that he forgets the punch line to .Or your little sibling telling an ok joke and then over explaining it. If none of this happens to you then think your self lucky and have pity for the rest of us who do have it .

Dad : nock nock
You : who's there
Dad : doctor
You : doctor who
Dad : said it yourself
You : moan groan funny family problems

funny family problems by #@funnyprops.defintions December 28, 2013

problems galore 

phrase use when the cons are far outweighing the pros in the current situation. generally said without much excitement backing it, as life is NOT going well. doubles as an exclamation as well as a plural noun (to have 'problems galore')

"oh crap, we just popped a tire, pull over!"
in the course of pulling over, another tire is popped, and the big gulp soda tips over, spilling in the drivers lap -
"problems galore dude - problems galore"

problems galore by matt gauck January 20, 2007

no problémo sombrero 

No problem: taco edition 🌮🌮🌮

Bruh I like that shirt
Thanks man
No problémo sombrero my guy

no problémo sombrero by follow me on Instagram August 17, 2019

100 problems

When one of your friends is being a total asshole to everyone around him, because he has had a fight with his girlfriend. Derived from the popular rap song 99 problems by JayZ. "I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one"

Stephen: Hey, what the fuck is Stu's problem today?

Pete: He's got 100 problems.

100 problems by parabola1979 January 5, 2012

No Problemo 

An American slang term that bears no relation to real Spanish, but is used widely in films and TV shows.

The correct Spanish terms are:

No hay problema; No hay de que; Ningun problema; No te preocupes, etc., etc., but NEVER "no problemo," which makes the speaker (or film and TV script writer) sound provincial and ignorant.

"Dude, can I borrow your car?"

"No problemo! (usually uttered with an annoying surfer-dude or frat-boy tone).

No Problemo by Madre2 August 25, 2010

White Boys With Health Problems 

W.B.W.H.P. is a gang operating in the pacific north west that was started by a man who had numerous life threatening ailments due to his parents who had poisoned and neglected him. He has been described as a transvestite from the 1980's. He had originally become a white nationalist after seeing a picture of a white man whos genitals were mutilated by a Mexican drug cartel. Word on the street is that he will put an end to all anti white groups. Stay tuned...

Dam shun dat muddaphuckin White Boys With Health Problems aint no joke. Dey be on tha rize yo.

White Boys With Health Problems by SavannahAfrica January 31, 2020

Dog Problems

An awesome record by The Format

I spent last night listening to The Format's Dog Problems.

Dog Problems by Bjay1209 January 14, 2010