pothole patchrol 

Workers that fix potholes riding around in trucks.

The pothole patchrol will have their hands full with all the road damage.

pothole patchrol by jpg3 March 14, 2015

pothole neglect 

what the state highway department does that eventually cause a fatality

Because of the assholes in the state highway department and their pothole neglect, my daughter lost her husband of 2 weeks. The lawsuit is pending. This is a true story.

pothole neglect by jeff rose August 27, 2008

pothole ass 

the phrase explains itself potholes on the ass. cellulite slang word for you people who still dont get it.

"dude old bitch Mrs.Higgons from across the street has pothole ass something fierce!"

pothole ass by Jor-dan po tate O May 8, 2010

Pothole Mishap 

when a massive pothole or group of them flatten the tire of your car or any other vehicle

Dad we just kind of had a major Pothole Mishap

Just had a major Pothole Mishap.... party on the side of the road!

Pothole Mishap by Jolly Rancher the Rapper December 31, 2010

pothole paranoia 

The extreme fear of running over a pothole. Habits of those with this affliction include driving under the speed limit, swerving frequently to avoid any cracks or bumps in the road, and taking alternative routes despite an increased commute. This usually sets in shortly after blowing a tire when running over a pothole.

Joe: Why were you guys late for work today?

Mike: Jeff took a strange route and drove under the speed limit the whole way.

Joe: Pothole paranoia claims another victim.

pothole paranoia by 2014_chiguy January 15, 2014

pothole dj 

Anyone who drives a car, with a cd player so bad, that when they hit a bump their cds skips.

Dude, I wouldn't have gotten a ride home with Bill if I had realized he was a pothole dj. His cd player sucks ass.

pothole dj by RC Rondo November 10, 2009

Pothole Skank 

A female who wears excessive amounts of makeup to cover her nasty pock marked face.

I bet it would take a chisel to get all that makeup of that pothole skank's face.

Pothole Skank by Phuk Tarde April 6, 2008