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poofy beef flume 

A vagina that has entertained an extensive pounding. See meat locker
James: "I crammed the shit out of her until her moose knuckle transformed into a poofy beef flume."
poofy beef flume by Morgan O'Malley December 21, 2007

poofy logic 

Logic, that while is true doesn't stand up against much.
Bob: A turtle is only a turtle because we call it that.
Bobette: That's poofy logic, man.
poofy logic by UnsocialGamer September 20, 2017

Poofy Peen 

When you use a penis pump on the side of the shaft to make it appear thicker
Have you tried the Poofy Peen trend? It’s like the Jenner lip challenge but for your dick!
Poofy Peen by Biznite November 25, 2020

Hoofy Poofy 

Clean synonym for gay or faggot
"I'm not messing with those hoofy poofy boys!!
Hoofy Poofy by JimMeTheRocky June 24, 2011

goofy poofy 

this stupid mfer is someone who made a lot of people feel so happy and still does, yes, I, is witnessed this man being someone so fuckin amazing. He is 5’10 and knows how to speak Farsi, OH MY GOD !! it is just *chef's kiss* that makes me fall for him even harder and all over again — he loves hugs, kisses, and cuddles and even will stare at you without saying anything, even if you are doing nothing. dating or not, he loves being someone with whom you can share problems or vent. he knows ways to make people have huge smiles on their faces, it is incredible. people must be lucky to have someone this epic like goofy poofy, *cough cough* you wish you had met this guy earlier, he will become your cutest yet goofiest goblin .. you will not regret having him around for company. this man can crack funny jokes and if you understand his dark humour, then you are on the way to being his bestie/partner, I guarantee you that. anyone who has this name is such a nice person, a genuine human being who wants everyone to feel happy and comfortable … if you have a goofy poofy, take care of his heart and his safety, compliment him, play with his hair, and laugh like a gremlin (he fucking loves it, trust me)— I am sure he will enjoy the nice things you do for him. he is a very special person and people that have the cutest goblin-like him is a lucky person.
the cutest goblin is goofy poofy and no one can change my mind !!! <33333
goofy poofy by loverwillkilluhehe00 November 30, 2023
Is that an orange tabby cat? Awww. What a cute little poofen.
Poofen by Jerem6401 December 25, 2016