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calm your ponies 

A very annoying replacement for "hold your horses", "calm yourself", "chill out, dude".

A phrase that is used to one's friend when they are

a) having a panic attack
b) freaking out about something pointless
c) worried / anxious / nervous
d) in a hurry and are constantly annoying you to move faster
"Dude, I think my girlfriend is breaking up with me!"
"Calm your ponies, she's probably just PMSing"

"Wow, can you please like, hurry up? I don't have all day."
"Hey calm your ponies, I'm working on it."
calm your ponies by fafoyojo March 13, 2010
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Okie Pokie 

To agree to something in a cute way.

First used by Taylor Matthew Erikson.
Girl: Can we make cupcakes?
Boy: Okie pokie, baby (:
Okie Pokie by LaLaLoveh January 17, 2010

Pokesona 

A pokesona is a pokemon version of yourself, and can be however you want it to look.
Kodi: My pokesona is a Typhlosion.
Pokesona by KoditheTyphlosion June 30, 2011

telling porkies

Slang for telling lies.
Usually used by southerners, taxi drivers, adult film stars, or a combination of all 3.
Sandra: I haven't got enough money to pay for this taxi.

Josh: You're telling porkies you are!

hokie pokie 

When having sex with a girl and, you cum outside.
I can´t believe she is pregnant... We did the hokie pokie.
hokie pokie by kanelo August 27, 2015

hokie pokie 

"...you do the hokie pokie and you turn yourself around; that's what it's all about."
hokie pokie by p-viddy April 21, 2004

Pokésmash 

Pokésmashing is smoking marijuana. Just as there are different types of pokémon and pokéballs, there are different types of bud.
Friend 1: dude i just picked up an eighth of blastoise

Friend 2: Let's pokésmash that dank up!
Pokésmash by Ash Catchemall July 15, 2010