paralyzer 

When giving a blow job and the person giving said blowjob swirls their tongue around the head until the point that the receiver can not feel their limbs anymore.

"So Kelsey how did last night go?"
"It went great, I gave him head and sprang the paralyzer on him, he's crazy for it now!"

paralyzer by getitgirljumponit March 28, 2008

The Paralyzer [Paralyzer] 

When engaging in sexually intercourse in the doggy-style position the male ejaculates on the females back, causing her to be "paralyzed" because of the massive load on her back which she doesn't want to spill or run.

It was so funny when Dre did "The Paralyzer Paralyzer"to Stephanie.

The Paralyzer [Paralyzer] by D-$ on Da Flo January 8, 2009

paralyzationalism 

a rare condition that forces the victim to stop moving completely, except for limited movement on the Y axis.
this heinous disease’s effects include commitment issues, commitment, paralysis, rotation on the Y axis, and death.
Those who are unfortunately killed by this disease are honored by a memorial that consists of a wooden boat and an oak sign that states the affected’s name and cause of death.

ranboo: “OH MY GOD I’VE PARALYZATIONALIZED SAM WHAT HAVE I DONE *crying, more crying* WE HAVE TO MAKE A MEMORIAL FOR HIS PARALYZATIONALISM
chat: AHAHAHAHAHHAHHAH

paralyzationalism by dodean March 3, 2021

paralyzer 

When a girl looks so good, that you feel paralyzed. Comes from the song "Paralyzer" by Finger Eleven.

WTF is with the other definitions for paralyzer?!

paralyzer by metallkidd93 March 9, 2008

The Paralyzer 

The sexual position where a girl lays missionary at the edge of a bed. The man stands on the floor, upright typically in a half squat to adjust to needed height, and is able to put his dick so deep in her that it paralyzes the girl after multiple orgasms.

I used The Paralyzer on Aubrey on Sunday morning and made her cum in buckets while leaving her sore for days.

The Paralyzer by J Awesome March 24, 2009

parlayed 

to hang, and get so drunk that you cant even explain how bad it is.

tommorow's your 21st birthday so guess what that means, were gonna be parlayed!!!

parlayed by kandall December 30, 2010

Poo Paralysed 

When you buss the fattest shit and knocks the energy out of you so you have to sit on the toilet after shitting to recover then wipe your bum.

I'm poo paralysed man I can't get up from the toilet seat give me a minute to clean myself!

Poo Paralysed by Thepoomaster November 23, 2021